Rectum? Coulda KILLED 'Im!

[The Bread Guy]

Admittedly bad joke in subject line, but here's what (at least one) insomniac is reading at this hour - shared with the usual disclaimer....

Police allege Ont. man banned from having ammunition hid some in rectum
Canadian Press, Wed Jan 9, 5:08 PM
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PORT HOPE, Ont. - A 19-year-old man from Cambridge, Ont., who is banned from carrying ammunition was allegedly hiding some in his rectum when police pulled him over Wednesday morning.

Officers pulled over a vehicle in Port Hope, Ont., and allegedly found crack cocaine and marijuana inside. Police allege the suspect concealed ammunition in his rectum despite being prohibited from possessing any.

He is charged with possession of crack cocaine, numerous breaches of bail conditions and carrying ammunition when prohibited.

A 53-year-old man from Cobourg, Ont., who was also in the vehicle is charged with possession of crack cocaine and possession of marijuana.

Police are also searching for a third suspect.

 

[PMedMoe]

Hope he didn't have gas..... ;D

 

[211RadOp]

He could have gotten a real "bang" out of that one  ;D :bullet:

 

[geo]

Heh.... Drugs & Ammo.... where's the Gun?

Guess this fella wouldn't have had some "silent but deadlies" up his ..... Ummm yeah!

 

[Mike Baker]

He really had a cap in his a$$

 

[XMP]

The report didn't specify any calibre. Probably 9mm. If it was .50cal, that's an image to give you nightmares. Pity the searcher who found it, and the Firearm & Toolmark examiner who has to verify the evidence

 

[geo]

Lol....

Imagine, if the police investigator has delved a little deeper into the subject, he might have come up with a pistol or sawed off shotgun  >

 

[karl28]

          OK I have been around for like 31 years of existence in this wounderfull world  and that has to be the weirdest thing I have ever heard of .  I have heard of explosive diarrhea but man come on  sheeesh .

 

[Gunner98]

Perhaps his father had told him to always ensure he took a magazine to the throne room.

 

[The Bread Guy]

 I have heard of explosive diarrhea but man come on  sheeesh .

Ah, the "south bound" yin, to the "north bound" yang that is known as projectile vomiting, from the Tao of Hiding Ammo