von Grognard said:
You guys are all nuts. Here's what would happen
The Romans are advancing and the Medieval Army du jour would be deploying. Then, the clouds above would open as a Wormhole is formed by NCC-1701. That's right, Captain Kirk and the crew of the USS Enterprise! Spock, Sulu, Uhura, even Chekov!
This is complete nonsense. What a ridiculous thing to introduce into an earnest and thoughtful discussion like this.
I mean, everyone knows that Picard was way better than Kirk, so it would be the the Enterprise-D that arrived at the battle and beam down:
-Riker, who would stand in profile a lot and look so damned good
-Troi, who would look deeply concerned at thousands of brandished weapons around them and tell Riker, "I sense anger...great anger...."
-Worf, who would nod at both armies, leer, and say, "Yes, today IS a good day to die....:
-Data, who would find a reason to struggle with what it means to be human, and then save the day because everyone else had become somehow incapacitated
And Picard wouldn't even have to be there, because he'd be on the bridge of the Big D, listening to Geordie tell him how the phase inducers had undergone a polarization shift and become decoupled from the dilithium recrystallization compositor, but he would not only fix it in two hours but improve the whole darned system so it worked even better than the designers, who'd spent months on the problem in a fully-equipped starbase, had ever imagined. And Picard would say, "Make it so", drink some tea, Earl Gray, hot, and just stand there, BEING better than Kirk the whole time.