Scenes from a helmet

[Haggis]

Haggis!!!

Naaah.  You'd never fit me in a ruck.  Besides, I'd get hair all over your kit!  ;D

 

[tango22a]

Haggis:

I meant in an IMP. Besides I've seen many a hairy thing inside and outside a ruck. All ya gotta do is share a house with a constantly shedding cat and you will soon learn what hairy means.

Cheers,

tango22a

 

[CougarKing]

Speaking of cats...

Houston, we have a problem...

 

[rmc_wannabe]

Well since the last one fizzled out.....

Worst thing to say to the RSM on a bad day

 

[tango22a]

"Nossir ,No way, No how, ain't gonna happen!!...SIR!"

....Seconds later..."I can find my own way to the Guard Room...SIR!"


Cheers,

tango22a

 

[Old Sweat]

Hey You.

 

[Gunnar]

Okay, worst IMP:  Seal flippers and rice.

Worst thing to say to the RSM:

Okay, okay, I'll do it.  Geezus, why do you have to be so anal?

 

[Teeps74]

"You're not the boss of me!!"

.... "... Errr, um... Ok, maybe you are..."

 

[dapaterson]

Okay, worst IMP:  Seal flippers and rice.

Worst thing to say to the RSM:

Okay, okay, I'll do it.  Geezus, why do you have to be so anal?

Given your capbadge, I'd say that "anal RSM" is redundant...  >

 

[Mike Baker]

"That's not how we did it in Cadets......"



Beav

 

[tango22a]

"Yessir I can see why the RSM prefers Patrol Dress... the high collar hides your circumcision scars"

Result: "28 Days CB??...SIR!"

Cheers,

tango22a

 

[rmc_wannabe]

"Jeeze sir, I can see where your daughter gets her wild side from"

 

[ENGINEERS WIFE]

"yah, whatever......"  followed by a good rolling of the eyes :

 

[daftandbarmy]

"It wasn't me RSM".

(OCdt Daft & Barmy to RMA Sandhurst Academy RSM - THE SENIOR RSM in the British Army - after he picked up a piece of garbage on the parade square that happened to have my name on it. It was a parcel wrapping that had obviously blown out of the dumpster somehow..... honest).

 

[BernDawg]

"Meh..."  :

 

[MisterE]

"I didnt want that course, I dont even know why you put me on it ..."

 

[daftandbarmy]

"Meh..."  :

I know, I know... call me easily impressed by senior level bollockings. ;D

 

[rmc_wannabe]

"Uh, Sir, you're flying low by the way"