So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... where I met the most believable characters in our whole adventure so far ...

 

[Shec]

...Nigerian bankers &  lawyers  who offered me...

 

[kkwd]

.... 18 million dollars from a dead General who has no relatives ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... and all I needed to provide them was my banking information and ...

 

[Teeps74]

... my left pinkie!? Ahhh well, it is a small price to pay, so I steady myself and ... 

 

[kkwd]

.... lop off my thumb instead, curse my category 5 vision!!!! I try again and cut off my ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... internet access, saving millions of Army.ca guests from my idiotic diatribes against improper use of homophones ...

 

[kkwd]

.... holding a pair of pears while my dog continued to bark at the barque coming into view, I don't believe it I say ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

they're there, right there, their ...

 

[Shec]

...lead scouting elements of the 543 Fantasian Motor Rifle Division...

 

[kkwd]

.... to hop off the paper and come to life in great waves of rumbling vehicles, that didn't scare us, we had our  ...

 

[Shec]

...Quebec Militia...

 

[kkwd]

.... with their combat Bermuda shorts and wife beater shirts along with ...

 

[Shec]

...an ample supply of referendum ballots...

 

[Michael OLeary]

.. used as targets for the paintball markmanship test ...

 

[kkwd]

.... which you can pass by not shooting yourself in the foot ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... which is difficult when it's in your mouth ...

 

[Shec]

...according to their PAO, Capt. Poutine...

 

[kkwd]

.... "I am delicious smothered in cheese and gravy" ...

 

[Shec]

...he told a reporter from Allo Police...