So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... sub code named Drunken Bum, they donned their finest Canadian Tire camouflage and ...

 

[Shec]

...scrounged cash for enough Greyhound bus tickets to send their entire Rapid Deployment Force...

 

[kkwd]

.... to Walmart for more genuine imitation Rambo pig stickers and Bridge Mixture ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the no-doze energy supplement of Walts the world over ....

 

[geo]

... to whit, he promptly fell asleep in front of his shocktroops...

 

[George Wallace]

served with some pressed ham over glass, and a good glass of........

 

[Haggis]

...the best wine from a box they could afford.  Alas, at moment they were set upon by Gecko45 and SpecOps, the most deadly of the Mall Ninjas. "TO WAR!"  they cried...

 

[geo]

To war they laughed ...

 

[George Wallace]

they laughed some more, sipped a fine Perrier served on the rocks with a little.......

 

[Shec]

...cocktail sausage...

 

[kkwd]

.... and pond scum from their very own rubber duckie habitat in back of ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... an abandoned municipal outdoor hockey rink in ....

 

[kkwd]

.... the seedy part of town where scum sucking pig dogs can fit right in ....

 

[Shec]

...across the street from the abandoned poutine cannery...

 

[kkwd]

.... a great resupply area for their emergency rations, fetid cheese and congealed gravy being the best thing for  ....

 

[geo]

.... constipation, indigestion and whatever else ails you...

 

[Shec]

...having thus stockpiled their stores for the forthcoming campaign the assault troops...

 

[geo]

... stood up, shuffled around, waited for the fearless leader to give them their marching orders and...

 

[Shec]

...advanced to contact at the nearest bar that featured Danceurs Nue...

 

[kkwd]

.... but there being much confusion and gnashing of teeth the whole thing fell apart so they went with plan B, "RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!!" After a while ...