So there I was.......

[TCBF]

... but merely the driver of the get-away car ...

 

[geo]

... burning tons of fossil fuels as he makes his getaway...

 

[Mike Baker]

....which angered his father-in-law, the one and only Jack Layton, who....

 

[geo]

... threatened to trade him in for a new son-in-law...

 

[Shec]

...who used to be a Green Party candidate...

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...ironically named Al Gore...

 

[George Wallace]

.......now famous for his girth and lectures on.........

 

[Nfld Sapper]

.... this global warming thingy.......

 

[geo]

... and it's effect on the growth & eating of POTATOES...

 

[George Wallace]

......and the trials and tribulations of Lemmiwinks as he traveled up.......

 

[Old Sweat]

a rapidly receding glacier . . .

 

[kkwd]

.... made of frozen pea soup and eye snot with ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... a mix of other matter that CSI couldn't unravel in less than a two-hour special ...

 

[George Wallace]

....bringing up the question, what were you doing in........

 

[Michael OLeary]

...  the back of that Deuce with a platoon of ....

 

[kkwd]

.... recently unemployed Santas wearing ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... caribou skin loincloths on their way to ...

 

[George Wallace]

....the Fireman's Ball, hosted by......

 

[kkwd]

.... Freddie Krueger who was missing his ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... frontal lobes after a nasty workplace accident in the ....