Dear christ jesus,
Blessings of God to you and your family .
I am fine here by the speacial grace of God hence I was in the hospital this morning for my weekly routine check up,came back and read your mail and decided to proceed with you immediately by sending you the contact of the bank so that we would proceed in earnest towards concluding this project to the service of the lord and humanity .
Ok,I have made a mastike by ending you the contact of the banker.please this is them emil again (manager@teacher.com) or by telephene+22509001632 Do contact the manager immediately and get back to me today,Thank you and Gods continued blessings while I look forward to reading from you again and request you put me in your daily prayers .
Extend my sincere and lovely greetings to your family and all concerned .
Yours in the lord ,
Sister Sandra
Avenue 4 Marcory residential
14 bp 211 Abidjan 14
....I am Edwin Kwaussi I am member of forums.army.ca I would like you to permit me to apply through this medium for your co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship and business with you in your country.....
Benny said:I didn't get one. I feel left out. :sob:
Hale said:Whoa? You mean this isnt the broken English of Sandra Dickson, a friendly multi-millionaire who just needs some help? Dammit, there i go giving away my bank account details again. I'm such a sucker.
I replied saying,
"Dear Madam,
I am your most humble servant and would be very much pleased to help you out. Your story brought tears to my eyes and i very much hope i can aid you in this struggle.
Please get back to me as soon as possible,
Your truly,
Eamon Hale"
They usually dont reply but its good fun and like Wes said, not bad for a giggle.
I doubt it. These scammers 'mugus' are dumb, and use bulk lists of email addys. They will not go to the trouble of deleting your address. But feel free to abuse them, poke fun, or whatever. They are criminals, so give them all the crap you want. Post their email address on a public space so they get spam if you want.GreyMatter said:When I first started getting them I replied back on how pathetic their stories were and advised them to at least be more credible and imaginitive. I dont think it improved their grammar and diction, but it might have been a factor in cutting down on the number of these types of emails I used to get...