Spears Pregnant

[aesop081]

Kevin Featherline!!?? Is that his Facebook stripper name?? I think I may know him!!  :-X

You know exactly which f**kstik i'm refering to

 

[armyvern]

You know exactly which fuckstik i'm refering to

I'm busted then.  ;D

 

[midget-boyd91]

Its really bad when a teenager getting pregnant makes international tabloids.

There are 17 pregnant teenagers in my school right now. A school of less than 1000. Does that make international headlines? No. Why? Because some kids show star gets pregnant and the cameras start a clickin. 
(Midget is not the father of any of those 17 kids to be born from the school).... (He hopes)

*retreats to rocking quietly in a dark corner*
Tabloids are bad. Tabloids are bad. Tabloids are bad. Tabloids are bad.  :brickwall:

 

[Michael OLeary]

Here's an interesting view on this topic:

http://www.counterpunch.org/daveyd12192007.html

 

[midget-boyd91]

Spears is pregnant becuase she had sex and either A or B happened:
A: Rubber popped.
B: No rubber used.
Not much of a news story there.

   Why this is on every news site on the Interweb, I don't know. But all the Hiltons, Spears', Lohans, Jacksons etc who make it onto Breaking News for getting knocked up or taking a pill don't need to live through the lens of a camera.
   I for one couldn't give a rats a** if a celebrity called a mountie a Jew, or got busted for having dope on their person. I don't care about it, but I can't escape hearing about it everytime I turn on the T.V or log onto the interweb.   :rage:

*continues bashing head against the wall while gently rocking in a corner*

 

[George Wallace]

Here's an interesting view on this topic:

http://www.counterpunch.org/daveyd12192007.html

Ah!  So you see.  There may be an even larger story to come.  Sixteen year old celebrity's nineteen year old boyfriend "UP for Statutory RAPE".  Film at eleven.

 

[Rayman]

Ah!  So you see.  There may be an even larger story to come.  Sixteen year old celebrity's nineteen year old boyfriend "UP for Statutory RAPE".  Film at eleven.

You know they're trailer trash when he goes and replies to the tabloids "Statuatory rape? I dun rape no statue!"

 

[The_Falcon]

Ah!  So you see.  There may be an even larger story to come.  Sixteen year old celebrity's nineteen year old boyfriend "UP for Statutory RAPE".  Film at eleven.

I guess that would depend on what state the were in at the time I imagine, since age of consent laws vary in the US, but don't forget Joel Madden (Good Charlotte) and Hillary Duff were just "good friends" for quite some time, until she hit 18 and then they suddenly started dating.

 

[PMedMoe]

Ah!  So you see.  There may be an even larger story to come.  Sixteen year old celebrity's nineteen year old boyfriend "UP for Statutory RAPE".  Film at eleven.

Wait just a minute! They'll have to determine just how old he is first, and in what state they actually had sex.
Article Link

"Published reports offer disputing accounts of Aldridge's age. Some reports say he is 19 while others indicate he is 18. Aldridge's uncle, Pastor Odus Jackson, told reporters he's not sure if his nephew is 18 or 19."

His uncle, the pastor?  Too funny!  Not to mention, the name Odus.  Is that because they couldn't spell Otis?
Apologies to anyone on the forum named Odus or Otis.

 

[Timmy!]

Spears Pregnant?

So why did it make the media light? Ah, must of been a slow day over seas.  :

Regards,
Knecht Ruprecht

 

[The_Falcon]

Spears Pregnant?

So why did it make the media light? Ah, must of been a slow day over seas.  :

Regards,
Knecht Ruprecht

Cause she is 16 and was held up as a "Wholesome Role model" for young girls, especially when compared to her sister.

 

[PMedMoe]

Cause she is 16 and was held up as a "Wholesome Role model" for young girls, especially when compared to her sister.

Just about anybody would be a "wholesome" role model next to her sister!  ;D

 

[vonGarvin]

Because you are evil and love to wallow in others' misery ... much like myself.  

That's true.  Today, I watched my 11 year old coming off the bus.  The wind took her homework across the field, and I was laughing at her.  I got my wife to watch, but she jacked me up (rightly so) for laughing at her, so I went out to help.  Oh, that was the first time I heard my daughter swear (other than when telling me that "fuck isn't a proper word!" after I stub my toe.)  Yes, she said the "F" word!  I couldn't give her trouble, because she did exactly what I would have done if I had collected all my loose papers, only to see more flutter away in the wind...


(The Germans call it "Schadenfreude": they have words for everything) ;D

 

[Armymedic]

Zoey is pregos. Just fulfilling a pediphiles' wet dream.

The whole situation is    :blotto:

 

[Rayman]

Looks like of all the 101's Zoeys taken the one she didnt take was Biology...

 

[chrisf]

Spears is pregnant becuase she had sex and either A or B happened:
A: Rubber popped.
B: No rubber used.
Not much of a news story there.

Wait... no... this could be a Christmas miracle... actually, probably not.