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Staring at naked women makes you smarter: Study

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Staring at naked women makes you smarter: Study
By Mike Strobel, QMI Agency
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It’s high time the SUNshine Girl went topless.

I say this not for prurient reasons or to make the circulation manager hysterical or to curry favour with my naturalist friends.

No, this is a public service. A boon to mental health. Yours.

I’m happy to report what I’ve always suspected is true. The SUNshine Girl makes you smarter. It’s now a scientific fact.

And a topless SUNshine Girl would have you knocking on the door of the Mensa Society.

You guffaw? I, too, might have scoffed, before reader Ian of Sparrow Lake alerted me to a story this week in Britain’s biggest newspaper The Sun, which runs topless models on Page 3.




Looking At Page 3 Makes You Brainy, the headline proclaims.

“Scientists (have) discovered that looking at pics of the likes of Lacey, Keeley and Rhian makes the brain react quicker,” the paper says.

This raises several questions. Such as: “Don’t people name their girls Martha, Dinah or Lois anymore?” Sorry, no. Only in the Bible.

And: How can gazing upon underclad women possibly boost your brainpower? Doesn’t that usually make men stupid?

Leave it to the fun-loving Finns to figure it out.

Researchers at the University of Tampere and Aalto University showed volunteer men and women photos of models in varying stages of undress.

Before all you women in sensible shoes cry “sexist pig!”, I hasten to add the models also were male and female.

The volunteers’ electrical brain activity was monitored.

Results appear in the current edition of the science journal PLoS One.

They make me proud to work for this newspaper, to share space with such brain food as the SUNshine Girl.
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Staring at women's breasts will actually contribute to good health as well and prolong your life.

http://www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html
 
Might not make me smarter, but it certainly creates a physical change.  ;D

(or it used to anyway... god damn getting old) :'(

 
. . . . . The volunteers’ electrical brain activity was monitored.  . . . . .

Okay, let's clarify this!  Which brain was monitored?  The one in the big head or the little head?

I don't know about electrical activity, but there is only enough oxygenated blood to operate one at a time.
 
Canadian.Trucker said:
Staring at women's breasts will actually contribute to good health as well and prolong your life.
I've found that staring at women's breasts can lead to bruising and verbal abuse.

Different research conditions perhaps  :dunno:
 
Journeyman said:
I've found that staring at women's breasts can lead to bruising and verbal abuse.

Different research conditions perhaps  :dunno:
I think you need to clarify that you're doing for the good of science and better living... attempt without beer first and then with beer if first attempt is unsuccessful.
 
Journeyman said:
I've found that staring at women's breasts can lead to bruising and verbal abuse.

Different research conditions perhaps  :dunno:

Operative words JM - "...pictures of..." - if you walk up to the live versions and stare, I'm sure violence may ensue.

MM
 
Maybe there will have to be funding or money back, so that we can go to the rippers and get the optimal usage of our brain.
 
medicineman said:
Looking for any excuse you can are you  ;D?

MM

Excuse? This is Science!

Where do we apply for research funding.....
 
Jimmy_D said:
Maybe there will have to be funding or money back, so that we can go to the rippers and get the optimal usage of our brain.

Someone braver than I should try to claim this as an expense.

I can imagine the CWO giving me an earful and me trying to sputter "But but but but It's professional development."
 
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