STRANDED TOURISTS TO BE FIRED FROM A CANNON

[daftandbarmy]

STRANDED TOURISTS TO BE FIRED FROM A CANNON

THOUSANDS of British tourists stranded in Calais will begin their journey home today by climbing into the end of a giant cannon pointed roughly at Kent.

As the Icelandic volcano attack entered its fifth day, the government said long-range artillery was now the best option for getting people back to the UK as all the boats had been reserved for trade unionists, Guardian readers and friends of JK Rowling.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/stranded-tourists-to-be-fired-from-a-cannon-201004192651/

 

[PMedMoe]

Lord Mandelson, secretary of state for whatever the fuck he wants, added: "Only the 14 richest people in Europe can now afford to travel by Eurostar, while Dan Snow and his rag-tag armada of inflatable dinghies have almost certainly been eaten by whales."

:rofl:

 

[SocialyDistorted]

That's bloody hilarious. ...And JK Rowling's friends...

 

[brihard]