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ArmyAl
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Well this has been my observations over the last 11 years.
Neck flap on the bonnie/helmet: well tickle me pink what on earth were those monkeys thinking about!
Everybody knows the 10/90 rule, 10% knowing what your doing, 90% looking cool, well fart at a sunday mass but with that thing down you might as well tattoo dork on your forehead!
Put cam paint or sun block you turd‘s.
KFS carrier: You wear that you are considered one hardcore motherf***er! NOT, who still use‘s that thing, I would rather stab my eye‘s out then wear that thing, people, we wear the same gitch for days and sleep in swamps, only to be careful not eat without a KFS, where is the logic in that?
Pockets in the buttpack: Ok, I take it that someone took a fashion designer course before they became a soldier, why on god‘s great earth do we have cute pockets in the buttpack, plate that we never use, cup that we never use and whatever else the other pouch was made for, probably the salt and pepper shaker, with cloth napkin.
Web Pouches: We need money they cry, then why do they spend it on useless fabric, divider in the mag pouch, pull straps in the mag/utility carrier pouch and back to the pockets in the buttpack.
5 Mags: ok pass the joint because you have to be high to go into battle with 5 mags, who ever made that decision should be beaten with a blunt object.
C9,C6 gunner: poor *******s, they have C7 mag pouches, would it not be a good idea to give them an extra 3 utility pouches!, it does state in black that it carrys 200 rnds, think about it 4 pouches, right there for you, not digging into your back in a bunnie bag, just a thought.
Seat belts in a MLVW: oh ya strap up because we want to make sure that your face eats the steering wheel, whats the point, DND most likely has seat belts on motorcycles.
The old vs new army:
Old
Sgt yells: Men it‘s time we get off our %$@#ing butts and take that &*%$ing hill!
Troops: **** ya!
Get some!
Out of my way!
NEW
SGT yells: MEN, it‘s time we get of our f$&king butts and take that F*&king hill!
Troops: Ya right! I joined to get money for
college not to fight.
Could you please not use profanity.
I‘m offended by your use of the single
gender.
When can I get issued my new cadpat in fighting salmon, that‘s pink if you didn‘t know.
Well that‘s about it for me, have a lot of spare time on my hands today, I am ready for the ball busting on this one.
Do add some stuff.
Neck flap on the bonnie/helmet: well tickle me pink what on earth were those monkeys thinking about!
Everybody knows the 10/90 rule, 10% knowing what your doing, 90% looking cool, well fart at a sunday mass but with that thing down you might as well tattoo dork on your forehead!
Put cam paint or sun block you turd‘s.
KFS carrier: You wear that you are considered one hardcore motherf***er! NOT, who still use‘s that thing, I would rather stab my eye‘s out then wear that thing, people, we wear the same gitch for days and sleep in swamps, only to be careful not eat without a KFS, where is the logic in that?
Pockets in the buttpack: Ok, I take it that someone took a fashion designer course before they became a soldier, why on god‘s great earth do we have cute pockets in the buttpack, plate that we never use, cup that we never use and whatever else the other pouch was made for, probably the salt and pepper shaker, with cloth napkin.
Web Pouches: We need money they cry, then why do they spend it on useless fabric, divider in the mag pouch, pull straps in the mag/utility carrier pouch and back to the pockets in the buttpack.
5 Mags: ok pass the joint because you have to be high to go into battle with 5 mags, who ever made that decision should be beaten with a blunt object.
C9,C6 gunner: poor *******s, they have C7 mag pouches, would it not be a good idea to give them an extra 3 utility pouches!, it does state in black that it carrys 200 rnds, think about it 4 pouches, right there for you, not digging into your back in a bunnie bag, just a thought.
Seat belts in a MLVW: oh ya strap up because we want to make sure that your face eats the steering wheel, whats the point, DND most likely has seat belts on motorcycles.
The old vs new army:
Old
Sgt yells: Men it‘s time we get off our %$@#ing butts and take that &*%$ing hill!
Troops: **** ya!
Get some!
Out of my way!
NEW
SGT yells: MEN, it‘s time we get of our f$&king butts and take that F*&king hill!
Troops: Ya right! I joined to get money for
college not to fight.
Could you please not use profanity.
I‘m offended by your use of the single
gender.
When can I get issued my new cadpat in fighting salmon, that‘s pink if you didn‘t know.
Well that‘s about it for me, have a lot of spare time on my hands today, I am ready for the ball busting on this one.
Do add some stuff.
Hey, that 1937 Pattern was a real bitch to put together. Man, does the CF suck! 
