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Survey highlights most bizarre excuses for calling out sick

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Survey highlights most bizarre excuses for calling out sick
Published October 12, 2012 FoxNews.com
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/10/12/survey-highlights-most-bizarre-excuses-for-calling-out-sick/?intcmp=obinsite

Don’t feel like going to work?

Maybe it’s because you feel sick from reading so much. Or, maybe a bird bit you?

These excuses are just a few of the many reasons Americans are using to call out sick, according to a survey by CareerBuilder.

About one-third of workers called in to work when they weren’t really sick, according to the survey, which is about the same number as previous years.

Among the excuses employees used:


• Employee forgot he had been hired for the job
• Employee said her dog was having a nervous breakdown
• Employee's dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation
• Employee said a bird bit her
• Employee was upset after watching the film "The Hunger Games"
• Employee got sick from reading too much
• Employee was suffering from a broken heart
• Employee's hair turned orange from dying her hair at home

Thirty-four percent of those surveyed said they used a sick day simply because they don’t want to go to work; and 29 percents said they “needed to relax.”

Sixteen percent said they needed to catch up on sleep.

The survey said 29 percent of employers ‘check up’ on employees who call in – by asking for a doctor’s note or calling them at home.

December and July were the most popular months for calling in, according to the survey; most likely because of the holidays and summer weather.

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Sorry Boss.  I can't come in today because the voices told me to stay home and clean my guns.
 
If it was a non-work related illness or injury, we did not tell them anything.

Neither did your doctor.

 
GAP said:
• Employee's dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation

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That's a pretty good one...especially if the employee was nervous about being investigated  >:D.  Seriously though, that can be a rough thing for a family to go through.

MM
 
medicineman said:
That's a pretty good one...especially if the employee was nervous about being investigated  >:D.  Seriously though, that can be a rough thing for a family to go through.

MM
True, but that would also likely have a media clipping of some sort available as proof, too.
 
Yes, according to this survey from careerbuilder.com, 30 percent of its participants had called in sick when they actually weren't.  Calling in sick to work when one isn't is considered a pretty bad offense, even a terminable one. If you are planning to fabricate stories, think twice because if your boss caught you with your false reasons, it may cause your job.
 
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