The Navy Invented Sex

[ExSarge]

A soldier and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer the sailor says, “We had the Battle of the Atlantic”.
Arching his eyebrows, the soldier replies, 'Well, we had D-day.'
'Not entirely true', responded the sailor. “it took the navy to get you to the beach!” in fact, if it wasn’t for the navy there would have been no D-day”!
The soldier responds, 'Point taken.'
The Soldier then says, “The Army earned the first VC of the war”!
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, 'But we earned the last”!
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... 'The Navy invented sex!'
The Soldier replies, 'That is true, but it was the Army who introduced it to women.'!

 

[Rodahn]

Thanks for this, more ammo for when I'm at the C & PO's mess here......

 

[geo]

...your turn in the Barrel  >

 

[Harley Sailor]

;D  LMAO  ;D  ;D
Darn I hurt my head when I fell off my chair laughing.

 

[vonGarvin]

I've heard this joke before, but it was an argument between Greek and Irish philosophers.  Guess who introduced sex to women ;-)

 

[jollyjacktar]

LMAO...... thanks for the laugh.