The very latest from true nutjobs down south

[Redeye]

http://www.eutimes.net/2009/12/prepare-for-rebellion-obama-orders-us-canadian-troops/

According to the European Union Times (The domain is registered in Florida, and there doesn't seem to be any actual journalism to it, seems more like paranoid antisemetic, antieveryonenotAmerican nonsense), Task Force 1-10 is headed down to Fort Irwin not to complete their workup training for the Road to Afghanistan, but for a much more sinister purpose,  to "put down what is expected to be a “rebellion” after the expected January, 2010 ‘declaration of bankruptcy’ by the State of California".

I just about fell off my chair, particularly when they linked to the Pembroke Observer.  And the part about "1,000 tanks".

 

[Old Sweat]

This could be nutjobs or s... disturbing, or both. I recall seeing clips of what was claimed to be UN vehicles to be hidden in the US so that when the time was right, the UN could take over the states. The vehicles in question were those of 2 PPCLI being moved to Fort Ord for training in 1992-1993 prior to the deployment to the Balkans.

 

[Shec]

Putting down rebellions in California, eh?

“I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!”

 

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[vonGarvin]

I just about fell off my chair, particularly when they linked to the Pembroke Observer.  And the part about "1,000 tanks".

:rofl:

Well, if there are 1000 vehicles going (not likely), then each has a gas tank (or two!)  They are on to something! 



Sorry...couldn't resist.

 

[Michael OLeary]

It is well-known that the New World Order, directed from the shadows by the Illuminati (ironic, huh?), have been using the United Nations as a front to control military forces in preparation for the invasion and subjection of the one remaining free state in the world. Who would suspect those friendly "peacekeeper" Canadians as being the vanguard? All those nodding in agreement line up to the left for your new foil chapeaus.

 

[The Bread Guy]

I guess all the foil-hatters worried about the U.N. imposing government in the U.S. when they saw all sorts white APC's with UN roundels about (at about the same time Canadians were headed to the U.S. for work-up training for Bosnia and other UN missions) need SOMETHING new to rant about now that the first threat is gone, right?

Well, if there are 1000 vehicles going (not likely), then each has a gas tank (or two!)  They are on to something! 

It is well-known that the New World Order, directed from the shadows by the Illuminati (ironic, huh?), have been using the United Nations as a front to control military forces in preparation for the invasion and subjection of the one remaining free state in the world. Who would suspect those friendly "peacekeeper" Canadians as being the vanguard? All those nodding in agreement line up to the left for your new foil chapeaus.

SILENCE, fools!!!!!!!!  You've said too much already....

;D

 

[pbi]

Scary. If I hadn't lived in the US for a bit, I might be inclined to blow this off as invention. Sadly, there are a fair number of Americans who swallow this "UN Plot to Conquer America" stuff quite readily. And of course Canada, (being the ice-bound socialist outpost of Canuckistan that pours terrorists across the US border) is just one part of this giant evil scheme. (Cue eerie music and dry-ice fog, maniacal laughter...) It's ironic that the same nation that did so much to create the UN in the first place also harbours the world's biggest collection of these sorts of UN-fearing mouthbreathers. If only they knew that the UN can't organize a three man rush to a two-hole sh*tter...

Cheers

 

[VIChris]

Do we have any  truthfull reports like this when allied troops come up here? I saw some of the Operation Trident Fury action with my own peepers, and figured it was just regular training. After seeing this report, I can't help but wonder if it was a joint recce exercise by the brits and yanks to get to know the local terrain to help quell the fisherman's uprising of 2011 when the americans finally deplete our fish stocks the fish stocks run out on their own, not in any way related to the global warming conspiracy.

 

[Bruce Monkhouse]

If only they knew that the UN can't organize a three man rush to a two-hole sh*tter...

Maybe I need to get out more but I laughed like a moron over this line.....

 

[Old Sweat]

Cripes, the UN couldn't organize a two man rush to a three hole sh*tter.

 

[Retired AF Guy]

Seems to me that it's more of a news aggregate site that publishes various news articles from around the world. Some of the articles contain news we are familiar with such as this one:

Crazy Canadian feminist wants world One Child Policy to battle climate change

Some of the other news is of the regular nutjob variety. Example: A link to a site about 911 Missing Links which has a film that shows "the truth" about 911 (the Jews did it!). This is the first paragraph from a synopsis of the movie:

"Jews have a history of false flag operations

The King David Hotel Bombing, the Lavon Affair and the USS Liberty attack are a few of the well-documented Jewish false flag operations, in all cases involving the Jews pretending to be Arab Muslims."

The King David Hotel bombing was carried out by the "Irgun Gang" during the Jewish terrorist campaign against British rule. In fact, the Irgun actually claimed responsibility for the attack. The attack on the USS Liberty was carried out by IDF naval and air units (reasons for the attack are still not clear) during the 1967 War. Neither one of these attacks were every attributed to Muslim forces.

As for the Lavon Affair , in July 1956 Unit 131 of IDF intelligence launched a terrorist campaign against Western cultural sites in Cairo and Alexandria hoping the Muslim Brotherhood or other groups would be blamed (Egypt was trying to oust Britain out of the country and Israel  was pulling out of  and Israel was trying  hoping to sour relations between the two countries) and could therefore be considered a false-flag operation. Unfortunately, for the Israelis, Egyptian security forces rolled up the network tout suite, which resulted in a major political scandal in Israel and resignation of her defence minister, Pinhas Lavon.

The rest of the synopsis is just a rehash of all those Jewish conspiracy theories about their involvement in the 911 attacks.

If this is the type of information this webpage is sponsoring I think I will be taking a pass.

 

[VinceW]

And the Jews also faked the "Holocaust"

See how evil they all are!

 

[Old Sweat]

Don't forget that we have our share of people with loony theories about the Americans, including plots to steal our water and other natural resources. The difference may be that our theories tend to coincide with fund raising drives.

 

[Rifleman62]

Old Sweat. Do you mean the Liberal Party of Canada?

 

[Old Sweat]

No, the lunatic fringe is not restricted to just one party, and not ever member of these parties are completely loony. I admit I was tempted . . .

 

[Teflon]

Will you people keep quiet!!

OPSEC people!!

The whole freaking plan is ruined now!!!

 

[xena]

But this IS part of the deceptive plan!

The UN is only a false front for Canadian World Domination!

 

[Teflon]

Great now people are posting super secret planing documents in an open forum!

OPSEC PEOPLE!!

 

[xena]

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[xena]

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