xo31@711ret said:Once upon a time there was Larry the Leprechaun. Larry was in trouble. Larry forget his wedding anniversary.
His wife, Big Betty, was really, really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 second! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
And when Big Betty woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Big Betty put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
............Larry has been missing since Friday.
:rofl:xo31@711ret said:Once upon a time there was Larry the Leprechaun. Larry was in trouble. Larry forget his wedding anniversary.
His wife, Big Betty, was really, really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 second! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
And when Big Betty woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Big Betty put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
............Larry has been missing since Friday.
xo31@711ret said:Once upon a time there was Larry the Leprechaun. Larry was in trouble. Larry forget his wedding anniversary.
His wife, Big Betty, was really, really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 second! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
And when Big Betty woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Big Betty put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
............Larry has been missing since Friday.
PMedMoe said:Besides, she DIDN't get fat!!
xo31@711ret said:Once upon a time there was Larry the Leprechaun. Larry was in trouble. Larry forget his wedding anniversary.
His wife, Big Betty, was really, really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 second! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
And when Big Betty woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Big Betty put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
............Larry has been missing since Friday.
I am not one for wearing the lingerie, but I can definitely say I am not opposed to the women wearing the lingerie.Pea said:Thanks for posting that PMedMoe. Gotta love some good girly humour! ;D And I have to agree with a lot of it!! Although, I actually like wearing the lingerie.