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I just killed far too much time on both of the ASMDSS and 5B sites. There's a lot of funny stuff there.
 
:'(  I wanted to see her finally reach the CSM.  :nod:
 
I pity the kid. It's not his fault his mother hasn't cut the cord. Still, I can't wait to see episode 3.
 
ModlrMike said:
I pity the kid. It's not his fault his mother hasn't cut the cord. Still, I can't wait to see episode 3.

3's up....and funny... :nod:
 
Good2Golf said:
3's up....and funny... :nod:
And she's angry?  You try to help someone out... point out some potential contacts for her....  Ungrateful!  :nod:
 
GAP said:
I can find 1 & 2, not 3....
jollyjacktar said:
me neither...
I found #2 ...
http://asmdss.com/humor/helicopter-army-mom-part-two-the-pizza-party
... but I couldn't find #3 either  ???
 
Ask and ye shall receive... part 3

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/11665438_548004705369230_5581393381752506720_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=d56b6b56825429b8f76ac0a46741d743&oe=5796B0EC

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/12418063_548004842035883_2477483033772802920_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=69b5d6528c657a7df5bb0781eb9a81d6&oe=574CB7AA
 
"My son called me in the middle of the night screaming at me!"  ;D
 
There are two websites to check for that tale - the whole saga is on the 5B site, and cross-linked to ASMDSS (Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said). There are many more funny things therein.
 
Eaglelord17 said:
Ask and ye shall receive... part 3

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/11665438_548004705369230_5581393381752506720_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=d56b6b56825429b8f76ac0a46741d743&oe=5796B0EC

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/12418063_548004842035883_2477483033772802920_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=69b5d6528c657a7df5bb0781eb9a81d6&oe=574CB7AA
Thanks for that.  An intriguing bit of closure - I hope buddy liked his "pizza" and likes his t-shirt  >:D
Loachman said:
There are two websites to check for that tale - the whole saga is on the 5B site, and cross-linked to ASMDSS (Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said). There are many more funny things therein.
Fave so far:  "I bet you'd close that hand if you had a hot pocket in it."  I hope it's firewalled at work or I'll get nothing done.  ;D
 
I really needed that - I HATE helicopter parents.

Check out the video here - keep your mouths empty.

http://asmdss.com/video/video-the-funniest-soldier-of-the-month-board-you-will-ever-see

MM
 
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