The WTF News Files

[Cloud Cover]

Whack!!!!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1806172362372420041

 

[mariomike]

Rolling coal on a Corvette with the driver's window down,

 

[lenaitch]

Rolling coal on a Corvette with the driver's window down,

Ok, the first time, stuff happens. The second time, it's on you.

 

[Jarnhamar]

At Least Five Fishermen Dead After Drinking Contents of Bottles Found at Sea​

At least five Srilankan fishermen have tragically lost their lives and three more are in critical condition after consuming the mysterious contents of bottles found floating in the open sea.

 

[FJAG]

At Least Five Fishermen Dead After Drinking Contents of Bottles Found at Sea​

The tragic incident prompted protests in the coastal town of Tangalle, where the families of the dead sailors blamed the Sri Lankan Department of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources for the incident, ...

Of course ... it's the government's fault ... for not scouring the seas for rogue floating bottles of pseudo-alcohol.

 

[Jarnhamar]

This is crazy.

Ball hockey referee left with fractured skull, jaw after removing player from game

Ball hockey referee left with fractured skull, jaw after removing player from game | Globalnews.ca

The North American Ball Hockey Players Association reported the official was hit Tuesday night after expelling the player from a game in Quebec.

globalnews.ca

“(The referee) received a stick blow to the chest followed by a stick blow with both hands directly to the face,” the NBHPA said in a social media post detailing the incident.
The referee suffered a fractured skull and jaw along with a concussion, according to the association. All of his teeth were either broken or displaced.
The NBHPA said the victim will need facial reconstruction surgeries and is unable to work.

 

[Gunplumber]

This is crazy.

Ball hockey referee left with fractured skull, jaw after removing player from game

Ball hockey referee left with fractured skull, jaw after removing player from game | Globalnews.ca

The North American Ball Hockey Players Association reported the official was hit Tuesday night after expelling the player from a game in Quebec.

globalnews.ca

Someone needs a blanket party.

 

[OldSolduer]

Someone needs a blanket party.

He needs to be arrested, charged, undergo a trial like any other criminal. Publicly very publicly

 

[brihard]

He needs to be arrested, charged, undergo a trial like any other criminal. Publicly very publicly

He’s charged with assault causing and assault with a weapon. Based on the injuries described I’m surprised they didn’t charge agg assault. Taking the story at face value, I’d have likely charged the 268, and probably seen a plead down to the 267.

 

[dapaterson]

The team will be uninsurable. That may have more of a preventative effect than anything.

 

[Jarnhamar]

What a psycho.

 

[lenaitch]

Or he just experiences frustration differently. He will claim his feeling should be accommodated.

 

[OldSolduer]

Or he just experiences frustration differently. He will claim his feeling should be accommodated.

The stocks and pillories….