The WTF News Files

[Rifleman62]

Duplicate post.

 

[Fishbone Jones]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1815187468691316946

High time for an AI fashion show

Harris almost looked hot.
Obama as a chameleon is pretty accurate also.

 

[Blackadder1916]

Wells Fargo employee found dead in her cubicle 4 days after clocking in - National | Globalnews.ca

Denise Prudhomme's cause of death has not yet been determined but police have not found any evidence of foul play.

globalnews.ca

Found four days after clocking in. Will her final cheque include that overtime?

 

[armrdsoul77]

Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend’s ex​

"Rhiannon Evans, 25, is believed to be the first person to ever face charges for cyber-farting over Christmas."

Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex

 

[lenaitch]

Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend’s ex​

"Rhiannon Evans, 25, is believed to be the first person to ever face charges for cyber-farting over Christmas."

Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex

Well written. I actually had to look up a word ("ventosity"). Not common since journalism today is written at grade school level.

 

[Jarnhamar]

Seems on par for the UK.

 

[armrdsoul77]

Well written. I actually had to look up a word ("ventosity"). Not common since journalism today is written at grade school level.

"posternal petarades"
"sphincter whistles"

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[Sprinting Thistle]

Also, guilty ripping one off on Monty Python. "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"