The WTF News Files

[mariomike]

Ya, that's tough. Unrestrained bodies, or parts thereof, can submarine into spaces you wouldn't think possible. I had a fatal on Hwy 401 where a K-car (remember those?) was sandwiched between two semis. The resulting car was rendered quite small. It was the Friday of a holiday weekend and we didn't know for about 4 hours if it had one occupant or a family.

But, here's what gets me,

Hours later, police received reports of a missing 20-year-old woman whose last known location, confirmed through a shared tracking app,

So, were it not for her "shared tracking app", ( what ? ) she may have never been found.

How many people over the years, without "shared tracking apps" has that happened too?

I was stationed at Emergency Services HQ. You are likely familiar with the location.

They used to load wrecks onto flat-bed trucks , cover with a tarp, deliver them to us for removal of the bodies.

Being on the bus, we didn't have much else to do, and HQ had the facilities for that sort of thing.

 

[Retired AF Guy]

I don't know if any one has been following the trials and tribulations of everyone's favourite thespian, Kim Kardashian, but she has a new star-studded TV series out called All's Fair which is about an all-female law firm in LA.

Personally, I couldn't care a frig about Kim Kardashian and the rest of the people she hangs around with, let alone a TV series they star in, but in this case the critics have been absolutely brutal in their take-down of this series. The UK Guardian has an excellent piece that eviscerates the show! Enjoy!

Is Kim Kardashian’s legal drama All’s Fair really the worst TV show of all time?

Ryan Murphy’s glossy, star-packed new show has received some of the most shocking reviews we’ve seen for a long time, including many zero-star takes

www.theguardian.com

 

[Colin Parkinson]

Gold:

Kardashian’s central performance, which is so relentlessly listless and monotone that it just sort of sits there like a fart cloud at an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.