Think you're ready? Think again.

[Michael OLeary]

So, you've been doing everything right.  Got an education? Check. Got a good job?  Check. Found the right partner? Check. Thinking about sharing a little DNA and creating a few perfect little people with your intelligence and his (her) good looks, or vice versa. What can go wrong, right?

Before you ditch the birth control, ask yourself one more question.

Are you ready for this?

 

[PMedMoe]

Ewww, I recall the "mustard diaper blowouts".  :-X

So glad I'm beyond most of that now.  :nod:

 

[Michael OLeary]

Children go through a stage during which they are loud, smelly, sometimes annoying, and always seeking attention.  This stage normally lasts about 18 years, but can be longer if they migrate to inhabit basement areas of the home, in which case the infestation can be very hard to remove.    ;D

 

[PMedMoe]

Thank goodness mine is almost 19 but she does inhabit her father's basement. 

 

[TimBit]

My mom applauded my decision to join the Regular Force and added that for herself, her dad's postings had been the single greatest motivation to move the hell out. So there you have it. When my kids turn 18 I'll ask for something in Cold Lake or Shilo.

 

[TFLY]

Children go through a stage during which they are loud, smelly, sometimes annoying, and always seeking attention.  This stage normally lasts about 18 years, but can be longer if they migrate to inhabit basement areas of the home, in which case the infestation can be very hard to remove.    ;D

ROLF!!!!!  My innards and I thank you for the laugh out loud.... ;D

 

[Pusser]

I always point out that I never left home.  Home left me.  I was away on training one summer when I got word that my parents were moving (from Ontario to New Brunswick).  I scrambled back to Toronto that weekend, but they'd already sold my bed by then.  I could take a hint...

 

[vonGarvin]

I always point out that I never left home.  Home left me.  I was away on training one summer when I got word that my parents were moving (from Ontario to New Brunswick).  I scrambled back to Toronto that weekend, but they'd already sold my bed by then.  I could take a hint...

:rofl:

Now THAT, my friend, is comedy!

 

[SeanNewman]

That is an awesome website!

I blame it all on today's parents being too soft though; our grandparents would get punched in the face just for making eye contact with their parents, let alone breaking anything.

 

[jollyjacktar]

Ah yes, I could upload some things!!

Mind you I was told that when I was smallI locked my Sister out of the house while she was babysitting me.  Proceeded to take out all the china from the sideboard and go Greek with it, plus all the eggs from the Fridge etc etc.  My poor sister was helpless except to watch the carnage and yell at me to let her in.  I did, just as Mum and Dad came home....  No wonder she hated me for years.  :nod:

 

[TimBit]

That is an awesome website!

I blame it all on today's parents being too soft though; our grandparents would get punched in the face just for making eye contact with their parents, let alone breaking anything.

Do you have children?  ;D

 

[medicineman]

Children go through a stage during which they are loud, smelly, sometimes annoying, and always seeking attention.  This stage normally lasts about 18 years, but can be longer if they migrate to inhabit basement areas of the home, in which case the infestation can be very hard to remove.    ;D

Luckily I don't have a basement...however, we do have a 5th-Wheel in the backyard that the 17 year old uses as his bedroom...might have to do something about that soon  ;D.

MM

 

[TruckerJeff]

My 4 year old daughter over heard when i told my 6 yo son that it was ok that he peed in the shower....sure enough, next time mother gave her the bath, she did #2 in the tub and started yelling "BUT DADDY SAID IT WAS OK MOMMY!!! HE DID I HEARD HIM!!!" :crybaby:

 

[armychick2009]

*shakes fist at themouse!*

Grrrr.... I grew up with three brothers and despised that every time I wanted to take a bath, I had to freakin' scrub the buggar down. I had my suspicions but you confirmed them   I'll put the fear of God in my kids for peeing in the shower!!!! Bolts of lightning will strike them down or something... gotta come up with something good. I don't have kids right now but... I may as well start thinkin' now, could take me a while to come up with something real good!

 

[danchapps]

I grew up with three brothers and despised that every time I wanted to take a bath, I had to freakin' scrub the buggar down. I had my suspicions but you confirmed them   I'll put the fear of God in my kids for peeing in the shower!!!!

I'm sure one of your brothers will tell your kids it's ok to pee in the shower. Boys will be boys, and just because they're all growed up doesn't mean they'll stop being mean!

 

[armychick2009]

*shakes fist at Chapeski*

I'm sure your big sister will plan some nasty surprises to seek her revenge upon you at some point...  you should be nicer to your sister, or else she'll put in for a posting to Edmonton, hide your girlfriends birth control and patiently wait for the day for sweet, sweet revenge to be born. You should know by now, your sister is likely very good at being patient...

But what do I know?

 

[TFLY]

*shakes fist at Chapeski*

I'm sure your big sister will plan some nasty surprises to seek her revenge upon you at some point...  you should be nicer to your sister, or else she'll put in for a posting to Edmonton, hide your girlfriends birth control and patiently wait for the day for sweet, sweet revenge to be born. You should know by now, your sister is likely very good at being patient...

But what do I know?

You guys are funny!  Can't wait to see what comes next!!  :rofl:

TFLY

 

[armychick2009]

You'll have to wait until at least... Hmmmm, next March at the earliest (to allow for BMQ & trades training) and then a month for posting and then, add nine months...

 

[TFLY]

;D