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Today is April Fools...

Timmy!

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Okay troops... what pranks do we have on order today?

I've just sent my boss a DND 645 with a whole bunch of stuff, and I reqr it now. Marked as urgent. Hopfully he see the signture block.  ;D

Reqr the following 3 x flat bed trucks
                              1 x 100 ton crane
                              3  x 8 pax
                              2 x buses for lunch run


Waiting for a phone call now.    >:D
 
I am updating my Facebook profile to say that I've been promoted and posted to someplace jammy.

As for "at work", I'm not sure what to do.  Hints?  Suggestions?
 
Technoviking said:
I am updating my Facebook profile to say that I've been promoted and posted to someplace jammy.

As for "at work", I'm not sure what to do.  Hints?  Suggestions?

Posted to Vancouver as the post Olympic teardown Officer in charge.
 
Not quite
SOmething along the lines of "Promoted and posted, baby!  w00t!  Kingston, here I come" 

I put it up, and in two minutes I had two friends comment.  I am going to Hell, I'm sure, especially when my mom sees it (She lives in Murderville, aka "Belleville")

>:D
 
Technoviking said:
Not quite
SOmething along the lines of "Promoted and posted, baby!  w00t!  Kingston, here I come" 

I put it up, and in two minutes I had two friends comment.  I am going to Hell, I'm sure, especially when my mom sees it (She lives in Murderville, aka "Belleville")

>:D

Heh heh heh, okay, I forgot the promoted bit....

edit my bit outside the quote
 
Apply for parental leave to spend time developing reality show for Discovery Channel, substantiation - wife expecting octuplets, which will bring your kid count to 20 and counting.
 
Technoviking said:
I am updating my Facebook profile to say that I've been promoted and posted to someplace jammy.

As for "at work", I'm not sure what to do.  Hints?  Suggestions?

OIC CFS Inuvik, NWT.
 
FRY-UP GETS EXPERT APPROVAL

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/128831/Fry-up-gets-expert-approval
 
Winnipeg Sun.  http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/canada/2010/03/31/13431051.html

Get set to pay iTax
Surfing Facebook, porn to cost more

By SEAMUS LEVY, QMI Agency


Critics are calling it the iTax.

The federal government will soon tax Internet usage in an effort to pay down the country’s swelling deficit.

“The bills are piling up and we need to find new streams of revenue to keep up,” said government spokesman Earl White.

“This isn’t really a tax. It’s more of a user fee. Those who don’t want to pay, can just live offline. The majority of Canadians do just fine without the Internet.”

While White wouldn’t say precisely when the tax will bite users, insiders say it will happen in days.

White said the plan will force Internet Service Providers (ISPs) to monitor customers’ web surfing and turn a usage report over to the feds at the end of the year for taxation. The plan is to tax each site visit based on the page’s content.

News and so-called sin sites — those offering pornography, gambling and social networking — will be the most heavily taxed, he said, though the rate of taxation has not yet been set.

However, White pointed out all government websites will remain free of the tax — though there will likely be a small fee if you use Google to get to them.

“If people don’t want to pay the levy to get news on what’s happening in government, they can get their news directly from the government free of charge,” said White. “Kind of makes sense to go directly to the source.”

Don Loader, president of the Free Online from Our Parliament Association (FOOPA) — a Facebook group formed to fight the iTax — called the move “information highway robbery.”

Bill Torrent with the People’s Army of the Forced Awakening, said his group, too, is outraged by the move.

“This is sick,” said Torrent. “What’s next? A tax on TV? Books? Gasoline? The simple fact is this government is afraid of an educated population.”

Oliver DeNet, a spokesman for the newly formed Taxes in Technology committee, said people shouldn’t prejudge the plan.

“This is no different than paying that extra little fee when you go to an ATM machine. And no one complains about that, do they?” he said.

While opposition members are upset by the tax, insiders say they are afraid to come out against it.

“We don’t want to be painted as supporting news, Facebook or pornography. And that’s what will happen,” said the insider.

Loader and his FOOPA freedom fighters have begun a petition, but not online, to avoid the tax.

He said those who want to join the battle against the tax can call 632-2784.
 
Post a petition demanding that a bidet be installed in the washrooms  "in the interest of international relations"?

Source

As for MSM, let's not forget the classic from the UK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ

- edited to add YouTube link -
 
Somebody posted a certain CO's car on Kajiji and waited for the phone calls to his blackberry to start....laughter ensued!
 
ajp said:
Somebody posted a certain CO's car on Kajiji and waited for the phone calls to his blackberry to start....laughter ensued!

Classic!!  I am impressed anyone had the guts to do that, awesome!!
 
Just called IT Rep... ask him where the "Any Key" was at... LMAO..
 
Currently on Parental Leave, I changed my Facebook status to "I think we've figured out why (wife) has been baking non stop......." My wife baked for 3 months straight during this pregnancy and has kind of become a big joke, since she's started to bake non stop again :) . My mother-in-law is going to kill me.
 
Localized to WX, but a sold large brass bison with accompanied storyline a few years ago made me laugh after many questions from the troops.
 
SO glad the CFRC is closed today and I'm not at work ... I can't even IMAGINE what sort of crap we'd get... (though maybe they came in yesterday instead ... I DID have a guy who came in to tell me that he didn't want to join, but if we'd only fly him to A'stan to talk to the head of the Taliban, he could stop the war)
 
There is always the "send someone for the solvent" joke.  Tell a troop you need to get a cleaner for what ever task. ( If you can work it up to be something that is needed but so is the protective gear that would have to be worn)

the cleaner you should read real easy but tell the guy verbally that your looking for Eye Dee Ten T cleaner/solvent/ lubricant.  If your on the ball you get others to know about the quest and get them to bring up stuff like, " you need gloves before I can give you the can", where is your mask, coveralls ect........after of course they are told to go to other locations first.

And for those who dont get it the cleaner is properly spelled out    I-D-10-T      or IDIOT
 
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