Use "kookaburra" and "sausages" in a sentence

[The Bread Guy]

This from Reuters:

An Australian kookaburra bird is undergoing personal training after growing too fat to fly because she ate too many sausages.

The kookaburra got into trouble with her weight when residents at a Sydney park began feeding her sausages at barbecues.

The porky kookaburra weighed in at 565 grams (1.2 pounds), nearly 40 percent heavier than a normal adult bird, rendering her so unfit she couldn't fly.

"Out in the wild she'd eat a whole small animal such as a mouse or skink, but butcher's sausages are just too much of a good thing," said Gemma Watkinson, Sydney's Taronga Zoo wildlife hospital nurse.

A Sydney resident brought the bird to the zoo after spotting dogs chasing her along the ground.

"The kookaburra's been down at the rehabilitation aviary for a couple of weeks on a special 'lite n'easy' diet designed by our bird keeper," said Watkinson.

Following a rigorous exercise regime up to three times a day with a personal trainer, the kookaburra is winning her battle of the bulge, but still a little more weight to shed before being ready to be returned to her native habitat ....

 

[TimBit]

Replace "Australian" by "Canadian, American or British" and "kookaburra" by person and that would sound like a lot of people I know...

 

[PMedMoe]

Mmmmm sausages!!  I don't blame the bird one bit, although the idiots shouldn't have been feeding it.

 

[Teflon]

Everyone knows sausages are bad for kookaburras!! What a bunch of dumb asses!

 

[Michael OLeary]

Use "kookaburra" and "sausages" in a sentence ....

It takes a lot of kookaburra to make enough sausages for the Army.ca staff brunch.    ;D

 

[PMedMoe]

Use "kookaburra" and "sausages" in a sentence ....

It takes a lot of kookaburra to make enough sausages for the Army.ca staff brunch.    ;D

:rofl:

 

[2010newbie]

It seems as though this kookaburra was trying to make it easy on the chef and make himself into an Australian Turducken....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

 

[DexOlesa]

I see your turducken and raise you a Turbaconducken
http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

 

[Neolithium]

I see your turducken and raise you a Turbaconducken
http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

I bet the Kookaburra's beak is watering with that!  Not me though, my arteries are clogging just looking at that thing.

 

[2010newbie]

I see your turducken and raise you a Turbaconducken
http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

That's crazy, I made turducken one year for Christmas and it was so rich you couldn't eat much. I couldn't imagine eating that much bacon. Heartstopper for sure.....

I bet the Kookaburra's beak is watering with that!  Not me though, my arteries are clogging just looking at that thing.

Here's another artery clogger:

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

 

[1feral1]

Nothing beats hearing the laugh of a kookaburra in a near by gum tree, while at a sausage sizzle with good mates and cold beer, all on a hot January evening!

Both a sentance with the key words, and a fact to actually see/hear/taste and smell the snags and beer, and hear that retarded bird.

Something all too often I experience right in my own backyard.

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