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Vasectomy...

Inch said:
If you get it done, just remember, none of us will be impressed unless you jog home after the operation.  ;D

Aslong as the stich's don't pop and I lose a nut on the way!
 
JasonH said:
Ironically thats how one of the scares happend.   They are pretty effective but I'm not planning on ever being a dad or a husband thanks.

Not many 18 year olds who are...
 
Ouch!!!

Man, wear a f*cking rubber. That way you also get the added benefit of not getting laughed at by the entire regiment for getting the clap.

Or better yet, just don't pork groundsheets.
 
Pte. Gaisford said:
Or better yet, just don't pork groundsheets.

Around some bases that would eliminate the better part of the single female population
 
JasonH said:
Aslong as the stich's don't pop and I lose a nut on the way!

There are no stich's with vasectomies any more, unless your a girl gettin your tubes tide. They just go in the mean way and do a little "snip snip".


Watching that commercal makes me never want to have kids.
 
Just to make your day.  Have you inquired into the percentage of cases where infection has set in after a vasectomy?  I have a couple of friends who were laid up in agony for a week or two after having it done.

Then there are the odd cases, where the tubes have rehealed on their own, and pregnancy has occured.

 
JasonH said:
Ironically thats how one of the scares happend.   They are pretty effective but I'm not planning on ever being a dad or a husband thanks.

I fed my buddies the same line at age 18, and now I am happily married with a beautiful daughter.  Take full advantage of the non-permanent options right now and save the "Big V" until you've accumulated a few more years under your belt.  

 
aesop081 said:
Around some bases that would eliminate the better part of the single female population
While it might indeed eliminate most of the single female population, I certainly wouldn't call it the "better part", if you take my meaning.
 
Pte. Gaisford said:
While it might indeed eliminate most of the single female population, I certainly wouldn't call it the "better part", if you take my meaning.

i shall rephrase

"the larger part"  and i mean larger in more ways than one  ;D
 
JasonH said:
Ironically thats how one of the scares happend.   They are pretty effective but I'm not planning on ever being a dad or a husband thanks.

Funny....when I was 18 I had no intention of EVER having children!  Guess what?  That changed as I grew up and now I have a daughter that I wouldn't trade anything for!  You are still young.  Enjoy that, and take the time.  Despite what you say now, ten years from now you may feel very different.
 
A vasectomy at 18 is just plain silly. How do you know that your opinion wont change when you get older. The reversal doesnt always work so if you ever changed your mind you may not be able to have kids. You still have to use a condom, I think a disease is way worse than a baby. I dont think any surgeon will touch you anyhow since you are so young. I didnt want kids when i was 18 but i'm a little older now and i've changed my mind. Just give it a few years .  >:D
 
I have to agree with everyone here, getting the big V at 18 is kinda stupid, just a rubber and make sure shes on the pill.   Yes i know condoms suck the big one, but you really don't want to herpies or other STDs

and you should do a google search for "my vasectomy", I'd post the link but some of the content is a little much for children.

 
Oh and just about everyone has had a pregnancy scare when they're young... it goes with the territory....

and if all else fails, just follow the Spartan Dance Team from SNL "Sex Can Wait, masturbate"....  Though if you're 18 that skit might be a little before your time. 


 
Haha exactly... shouldn't you be thinking about MARRIAGE first?!  :P

Cheers
 
I agree with everyone saying 18 is still too young to get a vasectomy sheesh, when i was younger i said i would NEVER get married or have kids, everyone was shocked when i got married and double shocked when i told them i was pregnant, i wouldn't trade my daughter for the world, use a condom and other forms of contraception, your too young to consider a vasectomy, besides good luck finding a real doctor who would perform one cause your scared to get a girl knocked up.

Jane
 
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