Someone else's prespective on men...................
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
        1. Yes                                     =    No
        2. No                                       =   Yes
        3. Maybe                                 =   No
        4. We need                              =   I want
        5. I am sorry                            =   you'll be sorry
        6. We need to talk                    =   you're in trouble
        7. Sure, go ahead                     =   you better not
        8. Do what you want                 =   you will pay for this later
        9. I am not upset                      =   of course I am upset, you moron!
      10. You're very attentive tonight   =   is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH 
        1. I am hungry                                              =       I am hungry
        2. I am sleepy                                              =       I am sleepy
        3. I am tired                                                  =       I am tired
        4. Nice dress                                                =       Nice cleavage!
        5. I love you                                                  =       let's have sex now
        6. I am bored                                                =       Do you want to have sex?
        7. May I have this dance?                              =       I'd like to have sex with you
        8. Can I call you sometime?                           =       I'd like to have sex with you
        9. Do you want to go to a movie?                    =       I'd like to have sex with you
        10. Can I take you out to dinner?                    =       I'd like to have sex with you
        11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit          =       I'm gay 
 
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. 
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. 
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.