Worst last words...

[Baldricks-Bullet]

I bet Nelson didn't think that "Kiss me Hardy" would go down in history...

Nor General Custer with "Wow... that's a lot of indians!"

Or "Hi honey you're home early..." Mrs OJ Simpson

Or as someone else said - "Anonymous French knight at Agincourt: Don't worry the arrows can't reach this fa...."

Any others?

(Sorry to all earlier posts - thread got removed due to my over-enthusiastic language - Ooops - I'm off to punish myself on the drill square)

 

[navymich]

Here is a site of last words if anyone is interested....

 

[Timmy!]

"Inflamable means flameable? Dr Nick from Simpsons

 

[fbr2o75]

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, havn't seen my first wife since  ;D

 

[Sig_Des]

I had a girl I dated tell me over the phone that she "could be my best friend or my worst enemy".

I hung up, and those were definitely the last words I let her have with me.

 

[Baldricks-Bullet]

I had a girl I dated tell me over the phone that she "could be my best friend or my worst enemy".

I hung up, and those were definitely the last words I let her have with me.

Sig Des:  "What's that bunny doing in that boiling water"

All Second Lieutenants: "Follow me!"
Field Marshal Haig: "Follow him!"

 

[Timmy!]

Pte Bloggins: So how many clicks for the claymore?

;D

 

[medicineman]

"Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?"

MM

 

[Baldricks-Bullet]

;D ;D very good

Captain of the Titanic "Thanks for the G&T chum... got any ice to go with that?"

Tony Bliar "I'm not worried about being here in Iraq... but what do you mean... 'don't turn my back on my own troo...' "

 

[GUNS]

What is a "free" gift.

Aren't all gifts free.

 

[Exarecr]

Meat eater to the Vegetarian," I love all Animals, there all delicious.

 

[sober_ruski]

That wouldnt really be last words. Veggie would be too weak from eating all that tofu and soy crap to do anything to the meat eater  ;D


"Check this out"

 

[NL_engineer]

That wouldnt really be last words. Veggie would be too weak from eating all that tofu and soy crap to do anything to the meat eater  ;D


"Check this out"

Check what out?  ;D

 

[I_am_John_Galt]

From the Apache video posted in another thread: "Oh ye of little faith ... "

 

[medicineman]

"Hit me!!", said the masochist.

"NO!!", said the sadist.

 

[dirtnco]

Pvt. - now to light the immersion burner.............
2 LT - in my experience........  :
Capt - the troops will love it...... ???
and finaly the old Jack - watch this s@#t!!!!!!!! :-X

Cheers

 

[xo31@711ret]

Mid '80's; our company from London was supporting a mounted commander's course on a MILCON in 'Mudford'. I was the OC's grizzly driver. (Very) young 2LT 'in the breach' between scenarios:

"All right, driver advance." (indicates wants me to drive cross country down a steep incline at a 45 degree angle to get to the O group).

Me: "Sir, the angle's too steep, theres a good possibility of rolling."

2LT: " No, we'll be all right, I'm an engineer, should be no problem."

Me: "No really, Sir, I've been driving for over 3 years, the angle's too F***ing steep!"

2LT: " Corporal, I outrank you! Move this f***ing thing before I have you charged !"

Me: "you da boss Sir."

...vehicle advances... I note where the pneumatic seat lever is for quick release....grizzly starts to slide sideways down the embankment...yelling and screaming in my headset...
..I spy a large boulder half way down the size of a pickup...I steer as best I can to try to come to rest sideways on the rock...It works!...vehicle comes to rest against the rock sideways buried in mud, but damages the trim vane and an A frame.

2LT: "How in  the f*** did that happen !?"

2LT leaves me there saying he'll send recovery. I spend 8 hours (comms down).

My OC shows up wondering where I was and starts to give me crap (apparently the 2LT explained to the OC that I was insubordinate yada yada)

I explain what happened (sees the rock and mud trail)

The OC calls for recovery on his ilitis comms. Literally drags the A frame up over the hill (not an easy feat)...

Find out later when he got back to the BV, calls a company parade, calls out the 2LT and tears a strip off him for responsibility, nearly killing his driver, and wreaking his grizzly...made an otherwise, long and crappy day wonderful for that young corporal!

-gerry

 

[Baldricks-Bullet]

Pvt. - now to light the immersion burner.............
2 LT - in my experience........  :

Uh....  I did that!  Only lost an eybrow.  Never saw Private Smithe agian though.. just turned around and he went AWOL... kinda disappeared... so did the imersion heater come to think of it... some Pvts are so touchy, use the wrong tone and they take it personally.

 

[medaid]

nuh uh! NEVER a 2Lt. It's better when an OCdt says it, especially something like this to an infantry section commander

OCdt: Well let me tell you the time when I had to lead a....

I think the best one would be a troop on his jump course but gave up at the last second before the door:

Troop: But Sgt, I dont wanna.... *endless screaming until he/she hits the ground*

 

[Baldricks-Bullet]

Bin Ladin: "Oy... who turned the lights out?... You can't do that... This is Macdonnalds... I work her.............."