You May Be a Taliban If

[grmpz1]

isnt that a white guy sittin in the back of the toyota

 

[ballz]

Shhh, don't blow his cover. Don't you know the Taliban are using the internet for information these days.

 

[Greymatters]

Politically incorrect in so many ways, but still funny...

 

[cameron]

Screw politically correctness, this is funny as shite! ;D

 

[2 Cdo]

Two more for the heap:

Take a look at the bottom right bumper sticker on the car. ;D

 

[GUNS]

You refine herion for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a $300 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher but can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide.

You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You wipe your butt with your bare hands but consider bacon unclean.

 

[reccecrewman]

You think of trunk capacity in terms of how much explosives can be stuffed into it.

You never put a dime into your car for maintennance because you know it's going to ultimately be blown up.

You think of Westerner's as uncivilized barbarians, but have no objections to a beheading by butterknife.

You think the next cover model of GQ should be wearing manjammies.

You use firecrackers as candles on your sons birthday cake as a conditioning tool.

You have a bombmaker, arms dealer and an extremist hardline religious leader in your 5.

 

[Smirnoff123]

You label your cell phones car 1, car 2, car 3.........