"Zamboni driver in western Quebec arrested for impaired driving after rink incident"

[brihard]

cartel king had a liking for hippos and when he was killed or arrested the hippos escaped their compound and run into the wild and the herd has grown. So there are now wild hippos running around South America.

so please keep youe house hippos on a leash when outside,

Oh man, I forgot about the cocaine hippos. I guess if you’re gonna do invasive species, go big or go home.