Armyrick's Land Healing Farm...

[Good2Golf]

I'd be more afraid he was drooping something from a helicopter, especially now that you slagged him off

We’re in the streets…

 

[Colin Parkinson]

If it makes you feel any better I live in constant fear of the day G2G will make the eight minute drive to smack me upside the head over a post. Though a guy who has to fit in the front of a helicopter can only be so intimidating in person.

nevermind

 

[ArmyRick]

We didn’t even get introduced to the pup.

She is a spoiled brat named Disney, a red heeler, trained to round up the sheep

 

[ArmyRick]

Did he bring you a pinball machine?

That's when you know when you're really an insider

Yes he did..

 

[ArmyRick]

Well, we all have those days...

So about to head to work only to find my cows all over the driveway (for note we don’t store cattle on the driveway, we keep our cars there), so as I bribed them back into the pen, the mystery revealed itself.
There brilliant escape plan hinged on me leaving the gate wide open after feeding them this morning

Woopsy.

 

[RangerRay]

Well, we all have those days...

So about to head to work only to find my cows all over the driveway (for note we don’t store cattle on the driveway, we keep our cars there), so as I bribed them back into the pen, the mystery revealed itself.
There brilliant escape plan hinged on me leaving the gate wide open after feeding them this morning

Woopsy.

Been there, done that!

 

[ArmyRick]

So I was BBQ-ing steaks last night, enjoying some rum (Boy do I kiss the Kraken), when my 15 year old son walks past me, it is 6pm and we finish all farm chores by sun down, safety issue.
I ask my son where is he going?
"Dad, I want to sleep peacefully tonight, so I am making sure you actually closed the cattle gate"

Thanks.

 

[GR66]

So I was BBQ-ing steaks last night, enjoying some rum (Boy do I kiss the Kraken), when my 15 year old son walks past me, it is 6pm and we finish all farm chores by sun down, safety issue.
I ask my son where is he going?
"Dad, I want to sleep peacefully tonight, so I am making sure you actually closed the cattle gate"

Thanks.

Eating steaks last night? Wow, that's pretty harsh punishment for the poor cows that took advantage of your leaving the gate open!

 

[OldSolduer]

So I was BBQ-ing steaks last night, enjoying some rum (Boy do I kiss the Kraken), when my 15 year old son walks past me, it is 6pm and we finish all farm chores by sun down, safety issue.
I ask my son where is he going?
"Dad, I want to sleep peacefully tonight, so I am making sure you actually closed the cattle gate"

Thanks.

A wise young man you have there my Jedi Friend.

May the Force be with you and your padawan..

Merry Christmas!!!

 

[ArmyRick]

Eating steaks last night? Wow, that's pretty harsh punishment for the poor cows that took advantage of your leaving the gate open!

Actually the two steers and heifer have a date with destiny next summer already booked at the abattoir

 

[Colin Parkinson]

Well, we all have those days...

So about to head to work only to find my cows all over the driveway (for note we don’t store cattle on the driveway, we keep our cars there), so as I bribed them back into the pen, the mystery revealed itself.
There brilliant escape plan hinged on me leaving the gate wide open after feeding them this morning

Woopsy.

They were waiting for you to come out, to show you how you goofed and extract bribes from you.

 

[brihard]

Eating steaks last night? Wow, that's pretty harsh punishment for the poor cows that took advantage of your leaving the gate open!

Pretty sure this is how a Pixar movie starts.

 

[ArmyRick]

They were waiting for you to come out, to show you how you goofed and extract bribes from you.

In the army we say hope is not a COA (Course of action), it is in farming. Hope is my COA that the cattle respect electrical fences April to December. And yes, I have been woken up at 2am to cows being where they are not supposed to be.

 

[PPCLI Guy]

Actually the two steers and heifer have a date with destiny next summer already booked at the abattoir

As a non-farmer or hunter I seldom give thought to the relationship between my meat and its processing.

Clearly a blind spot! Thanks for giving me pause to think about that - and hopefully they will wander less through the holidays...

Reminds me of this:

 

[ArmyRick]

As a non-farmer or hunter I seldom give thought to the relationship between my meat and its processing.

Clearly a blind spot! Thanks for giving me pause to think about that - and hopefully they will wander less through the holidays...

Reminds me of this:

Actually my wife, sons and I go with a different philosophy, we have the cattle, sheep and one token goat trained to follow when I call. I had better have a bucket of treats when i summon them.