Iran Super Thread- Merged

[Czech_pivo]

The best description of what's unfolding ashore right now:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1w58l22/comment/p7xlykv

What about the tattoo, loss of an eye tooth and the gaining of a monkey?

 

[brihard]

What about the tattoo, loss of an eye tooth and the gaining of a monkey?

Those are all implicit.

 

[mariomike]

Reminds me of Mister Roberts when the ship got kicked out of port after the crew's raucous liberty.

 

[dapaterson]

Those are all implicit.

Pretty sure the tattoo will be fairly explicit.

 

[McG]

Nah....hardly a war at all

U.S. forces destroy three Iranian oil tankers

U.S. Central Command forces struck and disabled three Iranian oil tankers on September 5, hours after Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps fired ballistic missiles at two U.S. Navy warships patrolling the region, according to a CENTCOM statement. Both American vessels,

defence-blog.com

With video here:

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/05/middleeast/iran-us-tanker-kharg-intl