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It was so nice to every once and a while have a shipment of Tim Hortons cups arrive and show up in Canada house. Even if it wasn't Timmies, it still had the psychological effect..  ;D

If you want to go Army Int in the Reserve world, chances are not that good for being an Int Officer off the street, unless you display a lot of maturity and credentials.  Chances of becoming an NCM Int Op off the street are better. If you demonstrate, once again, maturity and enthusiasm, you...

I've been calling Coffee the "Elixor of the Gods" up here for a while. In fact, when I was in engineering school, I attended daily worship at the church of St. Timothy of Horton.

Ok, I went through "The Night Faries". It has an interesting perspective, but there are a couple of things Miss Chayes writes that are a stretch of the truth, to put it nicely. First; The turnout for the 2005 parliamentary elections, according to the JEMB, was about 51.5 percent(1) of all...

"How you dooooiiiinnn?"

Hasn't this already been posted and debunked... several times?

I second Teddy Ruxpin on this one. Exaggeration is an Afghan national sport, as one Officer I met in Qalat put it... Without knowing what exactly went on, and the media now throwing this in the air, I have a feeling a lot of people will take it as gospel, especially within Afghanistan.

I think there's a very good reason why no one has created a translator that can go back to normal English...

NO WAY THIS IS PRATY COL11!111!1 OMG WTF LOL H3R3S A WEBSIET TAHT WIL TRANSLAET WUT U WRIET IN TEH QUENS 3NGLISH IN2 12-YEAR-OLD-MSN/AOL SP3AK11!111 OMG WTF LOL Roughly Translated: Here's a website that will translate what you write in the Queen's English into 12-year-old-MSN/AOL speak...

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heh heh heh.... yeah...  :)

I must say.. this thread *is* rather amusing.

I bet this thread doesn't last past the next page...

The left wing students were at a loss of words to explain how the US could gain access to Afghanistan's oil deposits by killing it's sheep.

I prefer to carry my Hattori Hanzo katana sword with me when I go into battle. I find it's really effective combined with my +2 berserker rage.

Kent Brockman: Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be...The Killbot Factory! (I know I just used that simpsons quote in another thread a week ago.... but it fits just so well for...

I feel like I missed out on the entire University experience.... I think the worst I've had was my friend introduce me "This is Roger... He's in the Army..."  Then one of her friends just let out this tortured "Oh.. my... god".. as if I were killing a baby in front of her. I actually found it...

I got through three threads. And in all honety, I didn't read all of those three threads. Of the three I chose, one was about military being deployed to occupy Canadian cities, one about how Alberta is a Christian fundamentalist redneck province that should give up most of it's oil money, and...

Igor truly was Russia's worst handyman.

Famous last words: "Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!"