1 Weapon that the Army needs/wants.

[Conquistador]

We need to give Chuck Norris a cannon that shoots flaming koalas that are trained to use THESE puppies.

Man that be sweet...

 

[darmil]

You'd need a chest rig just for that damn thing.Just looking at it gives me a headache.

 

[warspite]

Although Chuck Norris would fulfil our needs in Afghanistan nicely, aren't we forgeting someone......​

DARTH VADER​

Think of the simplicity in interrogation and hunting down those pesky insurgents​

MWhahahaahahah​

 

[Franko]

Nah....he's busy.

How about Chad Vader....his brother?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0


Regards

 

[Thompson_JM]

Okay, how about this.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris Riding Fire breathing T-Rex's Commanding an army of Laserbeam Landsharks armed with cannons that shoot Flaming Bee launching Koalas who are trained in kung fu?

 

[ronnychoi]

:-*

 

[career_radio-checker]

:-*

*emphasized with sarcasm*

What did you learn...?

 

[sgtdixon]

That Each one of you folks is going to be ordered to whizz in a cup by the NIS tomorrow...




PS All the troops need... is B Sqn SALH  ;D

 

[PMedMoe]

How about a velociraptor (y'know like on Jurassic Park)?  With lasers strapped to them of course.....
Or we could use cassowaries (since you already have the kangaroos and koalas):

 

[Exarecr]

As long as we are dealing with the slightly bizarre here, how about an "NDP" rifle. Like Jack and his crew it works off hot gas, goes of with an annoying bang, and of course fires nothing but blanks.

 

[Staff Weenie]

"Smithers, release the Robotic Richard Simmons.........."

"Look out Sir, his ass is gonna blow................"

Seriously, how about releasing a troop of syphilitic Rhesus monkeys - they're confused and angry.....

 

[Timmy!]

How dare you DESTORY our fun by saying those three letters..... yuck. Shame on you.


Mods... BAN HIM.

I am just bugging you.. don't mind me.

 

[Teflon]

How about Chuck Norris with a spork?



(Note to those dissing Chuck Norris - Watch out when you open your e-mail from now on, after all Chuck Norris is the only man alive that has ever delivered a roundhouse kick over the internet!)

 

[Sig_Des]

As long as we are dealing with the slightly bizarre here, how about an "NDP" rifle. Like Jack and his crew it works off hot gas, goes of with an annoying bang, and of course fires nothing but blanks.

I KNOW! 40 MM Grenades that don't blow up!

 

[Teflon]

How about that Star Wars Kid that was all the rage on the internet awhile back!

http://www.screamingpickle.com/humor/legends/StarWarsKid/

 

[Trooper Hale]

After reading that Tommy i just have one thing to say. Why arent you heading NATO? With those sorts of ideas your wasted anywhere else!