Dudes, you got it all wrong. I mean, Chuck Norris? Come on: after all, once I heard that Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into the same bar once it was instantly destroyed by the amount of Awesome that came in: we cannot have all that collateral damage over there! I mean, Chuck Norris and 2 RCR in the same country? Man, that's like SO against the Geneva conventions! It would blast Afghanistan into the depression! (which is indeed progress, but perhaps too much).
So, if you want a measured approach, then what you want is Monkeys with Flamethrowers.