2022 CPC Leadership Discussion: Et tu Redeux

[ArmyRick]

JOB OPENING: PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA
Availability: Next General Election
Qualifications required

1. To not be Justin Trudeau;
2. To not have worn black face:
3. To not have insulted several trong women in parliament;
4. To not be a champion gas lighter;
5. To not do budgets with crayons on the back of a cereal box while drinking the third bottle of wine;
6. To not go surfing on Indigenous Reconciliation Day;
7. To not chase every single left wing cause possible;
8. To Understand very clearly how National Borders work; and
9. To embrace integrity, accountability and transparency.

All suitable Men, Women, Chimpanzees and all other primates who meet these qualifications may apply.

 

[Lumber]

You are never going to get some people to say a positive thing about PP mon ami.

I love the way he would eviscerate liberal committee members with uncomfortable questions that required uncomfortable answers to which the liberals would just stare at him in silence stuck and unable to speak.

It's not that hard to dislike someone in general and yet still appreciate their strengths.

 

[OldSolduer]

JOB OPENING: PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA
Availability: Next General Election
Qualifications required

1. To not be Justin Trudeau;
2. To not have worn black face:
3. To not have insulted several trong women in parliament;
4. To not be a champion gas lighter;
5. To not do budgets with crayons on the back of a cereal box while drinking the third bottle of wine;
6. To not go surfing on Indigenous Reconciliation Day;
7. To not chase every single left wing cause possible;
8. To Understand very clearly how National Borders work; and
9. To embrace integrity, accountability and transparency.

All suitable Men, Women, Chimpanzees and all other primates who meet these qualifications may apply.

2. I put cam paint on a lot - is that acceptable?

6. I don't surf,

9. I kinda think I know about those things.

 

[dimsum]

I love the way he would eviscerate liberal committee members with uncomfortable questions that required uncomfortable answers to which the liberals would just stare at him in silence stuck and unable to speak.

It's not that hard to dislike someone in general and yet still appreciate their strengths.

Must…not…make…remarks…about…Autobahn…