What a shame our armies are not manned, so to speak, by women.
The world would be at peace. Imagine all the people ...
You're dreaming, man.
Which leaves us with the thorny question of women serving in armies that are hellbent on slaughtering each other.
To me the answer is simple: Do not send women into combat.
Today, in Calgary, is the funeral of Capt. Nichola Goddard. She died last week in a Taliban ambush in Afghanistan. She was the first Canadian woman ever killed in combat.
"A soldier is a soldier," the DND tells me.
Hero-general Lew MacKenzie tells The Canadian Press: "The greatest respect I can pay to (her) is to treat it just like the death of another soldier -- with great respect and certainly no differently."
Fine. Capt. Goddard served and died, aged 26, for her country. She did it willingly and bravely. Nothing can diminish that.
GUT REACTION
But do not tell me your reaction to her face on our front page was the same as it was to the faces of the 16 brave Canadian men killed over there.
If you are human, you had an extra catch in your throat. You were uneasy, disbelieving.
Then, Len Fortune, a colleague and air force vet, shows me a page of photographs.
They are of American women killed in action in Iraq. The youngest is 19, the oldest 43. They are moms, wives, girlfriends, sisters, daughters.
There are 35, all killed by the enemy. Another dozen died in accidents. Four hundred have been wounded, many maimed.
It would be terrible if those faces were of young men.
I'm sorry, but it is even worse that they are of young women.
True, they are little more than 2% of the U.S. toll in Iraq.
But, I am surprised to learn, American women aren't even supposed to be in direct land combat roles.
Their deaths have come in mortar attacks on camps and ambushes of supply convoys.
Not what they call "combat arms" roles, though, of course, dead is dead.
"Should women go into a combat situation? We're already there. It's a moot point," a captain named Carmen tells the Philadelphia Inquirer.
This is new ground for the Yanks, too.
In Vietnam, eight female nurses died, one from hostile gunfire.
In the 1990s, distaff pilots and sailors were allowed. Only after 1994 could army women serve anywhere that put them in danger of capture.
Thus, Jessica Lynch's famous turn as PoW. And she was an unarmed clerk.
But Canada's is the only military in the world that puts females right up front, such as the observation post where Nicky Goddard died.
We can do so because a 1989 human rights ruling opened up all military roles to women.
"Through the '90s, we encouraged them to join 'combat arms,'" says DND spokesman Jay Paxton.
"The introduction of women increases the potential recruiting pool by 100% and provides opportunities for all people to serve their country to the best of their abilities.
"DND does not give any significance to gender in the armed forces."
Good for you. But the rest of us do.
NOT ABOUT EQUALITY
Even some feminists, at least those who are not knee-jerk on gender rights issues.
"We're adamantly opposed," says Janis Alton, co-chairman of Canadian Voice of Women for Peace.
"It gets mixed up with issues of equality, but it is not an enlightened step foward."
No. Women coming home draped in flags is hardly a sign of social enlightenment.
Yet there are 230 women among our troops in Afghanistan.
They aren't all in "combat arms," but they are all surely in harm's way.
Why our gut reaction to those photos of Capt. Goddard and her American comrades-in-arms?
This has naught to do with equal pay or equal rights or equal access or equal anything.
It has to do with the female of our species being kinder, gentler. The nurturer. Mom, for crying out loud.
It doesn't sit right.
We are used to men Killed In Action (KIA) in wars both hated and heroic.
We are not used to women KIA.
Why the hell do we want to get used to that?