Banning at KMart

[Teflon]

Fake or not - Good laugh for the day anyways!

 

[Strike]

Figured it was fake, but I knew it would pull a few stories out of people.  Very entertaining indeed.

 

[armyvern]

Pity.  Many a truth was spoke in jest .

Nevertheless,  it certainly serves as a source document that underlies the much needed  "Guidebook into  Behaviourial Responses for a Drag - Along Husband".    Beats the heck out of sitting on a bench in a shopping centre with all the other bored and soon to be impoverished husbands while their favorite alchemists in reverse turn money into shite.

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Now, this comment reminds me of another story.

Bill (my estranged) realized that our son Jordan came in handy as a way to alleviate boredom as he sat on the bench in the middle of the mall while I shopped. I'd do the shopping (I do love to shop and he detests it) and Bill and "chick magnet" would sit there, all the females flocking around and purring over the baby with big blue eyes sitting in his lap. On the way home, I'd get all the stories about "this one hot one bent over and WOW! You should have seen the cleavage on her"!! Some of the stories he could tell. He simply used Jordan as the magnet to attract 'things' to look at.

As my son got older and began speaking ... he was taught words in the offtime when they didn't have chicks fawning over them on their little bench. "Keevage" was one, as was "being magnet" eventually - as a response to my "what are you and daddy doing today while I shop?" It all had to end however when the response to my always-asked question "What will the boys be doing today?" became "kwuisin for chicks to suck face". I could tell that Bill had coached Jordan very diligently on that response judging by the shit-eating grin on his face.

My daughter, being 18 months younger was eventually taught how to say "Gibson boys are pigs".

Note: Bill did try to pull the same "chick magnet" stunt while holding wee Brittany on his lap on the bench a few times, but oddly - the response wasn't the same from the female fawning crowd when the 'girl-child' was present.

 

[Harley Sailor]

That is so funny,  I did the same thing, but had much more suscess with my daughter... Must have been the eyes. Even though her's were brown they were big and bright. And everyone used to say how much she looked like her dad. (without the beard)