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Beer-stealing cows crash backyard bash

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Beer-stealing cows crash backyard bash

by Lauren O'Neil Posted: May 25, 2012 7:59 PM

Some rowdy young party crashers are making headlines today for stealing all of the beer at a backyard bash.  Police in Boxford, Mass. say that a group of young adults were enjoying an outdoor college reunion party Sunday evening when six cows showed up and hurtled toward their beverages.

"They went right for the beer and then when one was done, they'd knock another one over and take care of that beer," Lt. James Riter of the Boxford Police Department told a local newspaper. "I saw one cow drinking the beer on its way down as it spilled off the table... Some of the cows were also picking through the empties in the recycling bin... They just went in and helped themselves."...

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Just another reason I am not a vegan.
 
I love the last photo in the above mentioned link:
6 or 7 cows giving their best "wot are you looking at?" visage.
Huzzah!
 
As a farmhand, I have to ask. Anybody know the breed? Where they Holsteins? Shorthorns? Dexters? Belted galloways? herefords? Charlois? Ayrshires? Jerseys? Angus? Highlands?

Obviously grain fed (booo) cattle!!!
 
Yes.  The beer was all drunk, the backyard was trashed... and it was the cows that did it.  Really, mom & dad, the party was calm and peaceful until the cows came along.
 
Once they start drinking, trouble is inevitable......


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You can see the defiance in their eyes.....
 
These are the cows you really have to fear:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPhWfSeMYHA

 
Can see some sort of ID please....
Please stop shitting in front of me..


On other note; I think the milk from that batch will be "special"
 
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