Bumper Stickers

[spenco]

17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See



Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.




Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"




The proctologist called ...they found your head.




Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.




Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.




Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.




I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.




WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.




Guys..just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.




Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"




Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.




Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.




If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.




Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.




Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.




Hang up and drive!!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to Canada ...now speak English





Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

 

[Fishbone Jones]

On a biker's T shirt:

If your reading this...
the bitch fell off.

 

[Rick]

I had mine made by a friend of mine who works in a sign shop,

Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus

 

[karl28]

The best bumper sticker I ever saw was


          " Work harder millions on wealfare depend on you "

 

[Jonny Boy]

I had mine made by a friend of mine who works in a sign shop,

Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus

lol

i remember one from the show Roseanne.

save the whales...... Nuke the fat chicks.

 

[Big Foot]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ***

I've actually seen that one, except it was ***hole, not ***.

 

[Spanky]

I didn't crawl to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables

 

[Old Sweat]

These were on T-shirts (close enough) in Los Cabos, Mexico:

Everybody look busy, Jesus is coming; and

I'm not going to work today. The little voices are telling me to stay home and clean my guns.

 

[Jungle]

Seen in Fort Benning: "... on the 8th day, God created the Paratrooper, and the Devil stood at attention"

 

[swanita]

This one is for the Scottish folk out there:

Pipers do it with Amazing Grace

Drummers do it on the side

:-*

 

[B.McTeer]

My other ride is your mom

the worst part about playing soccer is have to tell your parents that your gay (i the print was really small i may have missed a word or 2)

This car is for training use only

i have A.D.D. i may randomly use my brakes

 

[larry Strong]

On my truck.

Piss off a Liberal            Buy a gun.

 

[Zartan]

My other bumper sticker is funny.

So what if it doesn't exist... it should...

 

[I_am_John_Galt]

I didn't crawl to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables

"My ancestors didn't scratch and claw their way to the top of the food chain so that I could eat vegetables;" and, in a restaurant:

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of MEAT!"

 

[larry Strong]

I belong to PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals

 

[fleeingjam]

Im not as think as you drunk i am

 

[Island Ryhno]

I have a PHD - Poor Hungry Dog

 

[RossF]

"My other car is a Millennium Falcon."

 

[Ranger]

17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See



Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ***.




Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"




The proctologist called ...they found your head.




Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.




Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.




Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.




I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.




WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.




Guys..just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.




Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"




Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.




Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.




If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.




Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.




Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.




Hang up and drive!!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to Canada ...now speak English





Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

HAHAHAHA
So funny, especially that last one!!

Welcome to Canada ...now speak English

 

[B.McTeer]

If You Can Read This...Get The F*ck Off My Tail @$$