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EP...designations.
As our resident EP "Paracowboy" brought us the introduction to EPs with the "Humpin' the Ruck Plodding Step" ( Required Reading). I, a different EP discussed the importance of EPs to all the NPs with him. He has concured that a more definitive designation be given to all the different EPs to help better serve all the different NPs.
The original NP and EP were New and Experienced Paratrooper. With Lengthy discussion between naps,
the P in EP will henceforth be changed to Professional, because that's what are for lasting so long. Following the new EP will be the designator for your profession.
For example; EPPT will be Experienced Professional ParaTrooper. EPPM will be Paramedic, civilian of course; but in close relation to the EPCM of the military( Combat Medic). The main difference is the EPCM has the ability to return fire without the assistance of the EPCP ( Civilian Police); who also closely relate to the EPMP (Military Police), just with the added bonus of more Tim Horton's to access.
The EPMPs and the EPCPs could be related to the EPFPs and the EPKSs; the latter's punishment is usually just some strong ridiculing, but most would rather deal with NPMPs or NPCPs. The EP Fashion Police and the EP Kit Sluts are very important in helping all the NPs progress to EPs.
I've had to pretype my escape at the end to avoid being referred to a previous EP with the designation of AH. Most EPAHs have had to accumulate this designation to assist NPs on there path to EP status.
Those NPs who can't figure out the AH designation will soon enough. Once an NP experiences a EPAH; they might find comfort in talking/confessing/giving good leads to an EPP. This P designation is for Padre.
The one that can explain the Holy Trinity is all about a father(an EP) and son(an NP) sharing time over a friendly "spirited" drink. An EPP will teach all his/her NPPs the necessity to keep large quantities of "Spirits" around to help NPs cope and EPs survive.
Examples for this thread will be;
NPCPs don't jump to conclusions about your EPCP, they are teaching you how "to walk down the hill and F*** them all"(Note to all NPCPs: go see the movie "Colors" to understand this point). When your EPCP taze's a UPC (Unprofessional Criminal), He/She is only holding the Trigger down long enough to ensure your safety. That is not a Grin on his face, only the facial muscle reactions of squinting, for a more in depth look at the UPC. As most NPCPs know the distance for the Tazer is 21 feet. Your EPCP is actually moving toward the UPC utilizing a EPPT's Step. This may seem like a long time, but the UPC is still moving, and must be zapped as to flop on all sides to expose any more potential weapons and to move him closer to the dull knife that was placed on the ground (for evidenuary continuity).
Once the UPC is in custody, you may want to call upon a EPPM to assess you prisoner for injuries prior to your arrival. Warning...it must be a EPPM not a NPPM. We EPPMs are highly trained in documenting things to keep us out of court. We also know how to properly remove Tazers Prongs as to not cause further damage. We may of course have an NPPM and should demonstrate the correct and incorrect methods.
We appreciate the latitude for some of the NPPMs that need multiple demonstrations, with repetitive remedial practice. This will usually result in the lesson of Controlling Bleeding and Calming the frightened patient. As a EPPM to all EPCPs, don't worry, I won't take your lesson subject away from your NPCPs and make you wait in the Hospitals for days.
All EPs are welcome to contribute there vast knowlege of completing tasks without actually doing any work. If you have any questions as to your designation, feel free to PM this EP for clarification and upates to private EP Seminars on the effects that strobe lights have on BrassPoles Fixtures.
Whooa...Domestic Niner just came home, This EPS (Spouse) among other EP designations knows it is best to log off and complete later, so as not to lose the additional S designation.
As our resident EP "Paracowboy" brought us the introduction to EPs with the "Humpin' the Ruck Plodding Step" ( Required Reading). I, a different EP discussed the importance of EPs to all the NPs with him. He has concured that a more definitive designation be given to all the different EPs to help better serve all the different NPs.
The original NP and EP were New and Experienced Paratrooper. With Lengthy discussion between naps,
the P in EP will henceforth be changed to Professional, because that's what are for lasting so long. Following the new EP will be the designator for your profession.
For example; EPPT will be Experienced Professional ParaTrooper. EPPM will be Paramedic, civilian of course; but in close relation to the EPCM of the military( Combat Medic). The main difference is the EPCM has the ability to return fire without the assistance of the EPCP ( Civilian Police); who also closely relate to the EPMP (Military Police), just with the added bonus of more Tim Horton's to access.
The EPMPs and the EPCPs could be related to the EPFPs and the EPKSs; the latter's punishment is usually just some strong ridiculing, but most would rather deal with NPMPs or NPCPs. The EP Fashion Police and the EP Kit Sluts are very important in helping all the NPs progress to EPs.
I've had to pretype my escape at the end to avoid being referred to a previous EP with the designation of AH. Most EPAHs have had to accumulate this designation to assist NPs on there path to EP status.
Those NPs who can't figure out the AH designation will soon enough. Once an NP experiences a EPAH; they might find comfort in talking/confessing/giving good leads to an EPP. This P designation is for Padre.
The one that can explain the Holy Trinity is all about a father(an EP) and son(an NP) sharing time over a friendly "spirited" drink. An EPP will teach all his/her NPPs the necessity to keep large quantities of "Spirits" around to help NPs cope and EPs survive.
Examples for this thread will be;
NPCPs don't jump to conclusions about your EPCP, they are teaching you how "to walk down the hill and F*** them all"(Note to all NPCPs: go see the movie "Colors" to understand this point). When your EPCP taze's a UPC (Unprofessional Criminal), He/She is only holding the Trigger down long enough to ensure your safety. That is not a Grin on his face, only the facial muscle reactions of squinting, for a more in depth look at the UPC. As most NPCPs know the distance for the Tazer is 21 feet. Your EPCP is actually moving toward the UPC utilizing a EPPT's Step. This may seem like a long time, but the UPC is still moving, and must be zapped as to flop on all sides to expose any more potential weapons and to move him closer to the dull knife that was placed on the ground (for evidenuary continuity).
Once the UPC is in custody, you may want to call upon a EPPM to assess you prisoner for injuries prior to your arrival. Warning...it must be a EPPM not a NPPM. We EPPMs are highly trained in documenting things to keep us out of court. We also know how to properly remove Tazers Prongs as to not cause further damage. We may of course have an NPPM and should demonstrate the correct and incorrect methods.
We appreciate the latitude for some of the NPPMs that need multiple demonstrations, with repetitive remedial practice. This will usually result in the lesson of Controlling Bleeding and Calming the frightened patient. As a EPPM to all EPCPs, don't worry, I won't take your lesson subject away from your NPCPs and make you wait in the Hospitals for days.
All EPs are welcome to contribute there vast knowlege of completing tasks without actually doing any work. If you have any questions as to your designation, feel free to PM this EP for clarification and upates to private EP Seminars on the effects that strobe lights have on Brass
Whooa...Domestic Niner just came home, This EPS (Spouse) among other EP designations knows it is best to log off and complete later, so as not to lose the additional S designation.
