F35 can't be found after pilot ejected.

[armrdsoul77]

The USMC F-35B may have traveled in a ‘zombie state’ after the pilot ejected, leaving its whereabouts unknown.
F-35 Can't Be Found After Pilot Ejected

 

[GR66]

The USMC F-35B may have traveled in a ‘zombie state’ after the pilot ejected, leaving its whereabouts unknown.
F-35 Can't Be Found After Pilot Ejected

On the bright side at least we know the stealth technology actually works...

 

[lenaitch]

How far is that from the Bermuda Triangle?

 

[KevinB]

It’s reportedly landed in one of the two lakes nearby.

 

[Quirky]

 

[armrdsoul77]

 

[OldSolduer]

Its a government conspiracy I tell you!!! I have no evidence but I KNOW it is......

 

[dapaterson]

Look, it's a USMC vehicle that's gone missing. Has anyone checked outside the local strip clubs?

 

[Blackadder1916]

The USMC F-35B may have traveled in a ‘zombie state’ after the pilot ejected, leaving its whereabouts unknown.
F-35 Can't Be Found After Pilot Ejected

Look, it's a USMC vehicle that's gone missing. Has anyone checked outside the local strip clubs?

Sounds like another "Walking Dead" franchise show.

 

[Colin Parkinson]

Military Personnel Seen Wandering Forest Pressing Button On F-35 Key Fob

HUGER, SC — A team of Marines was seen trudging through the woods, stopping every 30 feet to wave a key fob around in a 90° arc, say campers at Francis Marion National Forest. The Marines, who traveled in a tactical column, were allegedly on a mission to locate, close with, and recover the F-35...

babylonbee.com

 

[medicineman]

They'll probably find the missing Royal Marines SA-80 rifle that was lost awhile ago with the aliens that stole the plane...

 

[RubberTree]

Debris field found

F-35 Debris Found In Field After Frantic Search For Missing Jet

The 'zombie' F-35B has been missing since yesterday after its pilot ejected after experiencing a mishap and the jet flew on.

www.thedrive.com

 

[Halifax Tar]

Its a government conspiracy I tell you!!! I have no evidence but I KNOW it is......

Look, it's a USMC vehicle that's gone missing. Has anyone checked outside the local strip clubs?

Then then plane should have been headed for Montreal. American strip clubs are brutal.

 

[dapaterson]

Then then plane should have been headed for Montreal. American strip clubs are brutal.

The lack of (in) appropriate Family Guy animated GIFs to reply to this is troubling.

 

[CBH99]

They'll probably find the missing Royal Marines SA-80 rifle that was lost awhile ago with the aliens that stole the plane...

The aliens ended up with an SA-80 by mistake?

Well that's great! They'll realize we aren't worth invading!

"Ummmmmmm, sir...it's the human soldiers. They fire one or two rounds at us, but then just start throwing rocks instead. Are we sure this is the right planet?"

 

[dapaterson]

The lack of (in) appropriate Family Guy animated GIFs to reply to this is troubling.

 

[medicineman]

Thanks for the phuquing ear worm...

 

[Ping Monkey]

A few more details from the Marine Times:

Pilot of downed F-35 parachuted into residential backyard

The pilot “experienced a malfunction and was forced to eject” on Sunday, according to a situation report given to the Associated Press.

www.marinecorpstimes.com

A trip that began as a routine training flight did not last very long. The pilot “experienced a malfunction and was forced to eject” on Sunday at an altitude of about 1,000 feet just 1 mile north of Charleston International Airport, according to a situation report given to AP by the Marine Corps official.
More questions than answers remained Tuesday around how an F-35B Joint Strike Fighter wound up leaving a debris field described as “extensive” by the local sheriff’s department.