Forrest Gump:
Done, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant:
Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly?
Forrest Gump:
You told me to, drill sergeant.
Drill Sergeant:
Jesus H. Christ. This is a new company record. If it wasn't a waste of a fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for O.C.S., Private Gump. You're going to be a general someday! Now disassemble your weapon and continue!
Bubba:
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's, uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That--that's about it.
LoL CHIMO! :warstory: