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Hooters Family-Friendly Rebrand

The Bread Guy

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Nope, not The Onion :)
 
Hooters offer breast reduction surgery to it's servers.

Now it has to offer something else that is unique and since all the restaurants buy the same food selections from the same suppliers, that's going to be hard.
 
Hooters offer breast reduction surgery to it's servers.
Everybody read this sentence, yeah?

What kind of f**ked up Mandela Effect is this now?


Hooters. Like...Hooters...now offers breast reduction surgery to it's servers?

Because nice tits at a sports bar is just awful now? Like wtf?

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To whoever is monitoring my time in this simulation, I want out of it. And probably a refund to some extent...because this new update SUCKS!

...

I used to work as a bouncer at a piano bar in West Edmonton Mall called the Red Piano.

It was directly across the 'street/big hallway' from the Hooters (right beside the Boston Pizza)

Those nice young nursing students asked me a few times to help them out with the odd kickout & such...never once did it occur to me that their boobs being too big was such a critical problem that the company would offer to pay for surgeries...



Mind. Blown.
 
That was me making a joke about Hooters becoming "family friendly". They are not offering to do so. Sorry for the confusion.
 
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