Hygene

[StevenPeece]

I finished a workout in the gym yesterday and opted to sit in the steam room to wind down. There was a middle-aged guy sat next to me. Suddenly he lifted a razor to his face and started shaving. When he finished he leaned forward and tapped the razor onto the bench allowing all his facial air to fall into a pile. Then he swept it onto the floor with his hand before getting up and walking out to use the jacuzzi. I sat for a while, feeling a little unclean. Then I thought, the Dirty Crabby *******. I felt like dragging him out of the jacuzzi by his hair and back into the steam room to clean his mess up, but thought better of it. Instead, I turned on the nearby hose pipe and hosed the steam room out. The crabby git smiled as I did it, but then lost his smile when I turned the high powered cold water hose onto him.

The filthy git ran out of the exit door. Hope I don't see him in there again coz he's going to get the hose every time I see him from now on :threat:.


Steve

 

[Scoobie Newbie]

turn him in
never pass the salt

 

[Haggis]

I use a civvy gym in Ottawa (it's closer than NDHQ).  Prominently in the men's locker room it is posted that shaving in the steam rooms is against health regulations.

 

[pbi]

There are pigs everywhere. Along with the stinker Steven identified, i would include the public-pool booger snorters, and the morons who throw drink cans, McD trash and cigarette butts out ther car windos, turning roadways and parking lots into dumps. Good for Steven hosing the bugger.

Chees

 

[Korus]

Instead, I turned on the nearby hose pipe and hosed the steam room out. The crabby git smiled as I did it, but then lost his smile when I turned the high powered cold water hose onto him.

Oh man, that is hilarious.. Well done!

 

[17thRecceSgt]

:rofl:

I take Metro Transit to work at the HQ in Halifax.  You should smell some of the foul creatures on THAT everyday.

Some people have no respect and consideration for others.  FInd out where he lives...and start leaving your trash on his front door...maybe he will get the picture then.... >

Well done with the hose.  I would love to have been there for that one!

MRM

 

[reccecrewman]

I've always been annoyed with the fu**ers who bring their toothbrush and toothpaste into the showers...........  :-X I don't care that there's running water going to send (most) it down the drain, it's the principle. Sinks are for shaving and brushing teeth. If you're in the habit of brushing your teeth in the shower at home, leave your gross habit there.

 

[fourninerzero]

One of the worst experences for me regarding hygene had to have been Paris and the people there. Nothing beats hobos using your train car as their personal latrine (leaving a lovely fragrant pile in the center of the aisle for all to enjoy), or the guy driving a Ferrari peeing in the bushes in a childrens park, right next to the pay toilet. C'mon guy, your driving a half million dollar car. Spring the two euros for the pay pisser.

 

[William Webb Ellis]

What about the guy that uses the shower as a p*sser.  Totally offside.

 

[BDG.CalgHighrs]

Worst Case scenario:

Buddy on course decides he is going to pull one off in the bathtub during the night, and runs it half full. He does his business, but apparently couldn't figure out how the drain plug worked, and simply left the tub half full. Needless to say the section who's station task that was were suitably pissed off.

 

[Hot Lips]

This is all beyond gross...
I worked emergency medicine and have had to shower street people before they could be seen or treated...these people have no facilities...those that do and decide to do unhygienic disgusting things like mentioned above out to be flogged...

HL