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If the LAV's A'Rockin....

When we were in Gagetown for our Phase Two, there was this Franco kid that kept failing his Platoon leading and was being ram rodded through anyway.  So we all had to take turns doing extra section attacks for him. 
As part of his orders, he indicated that if he wanted us to execute a left flank attack, he would call out "Mommy", and for right flanking, "Daddy".  What could go wrong with that, right? 
Of course, when it came down to shooting, and this guy is screaming "MOMMY, MOMMY", and everyone is confirming orders, also shouting "MOMMY, MOMMY", I was simply crying myself ill with laughter behind my C-9 on the support point.  Got a red chit for not taking training seriously enough, but it was so worth it.  I still can't get through that story without laughing. 
 
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