It's now in the dictionary

[211RadOp]

Well at least on UbanDictionary.com:

Sh1t Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

Can I now use it on PERs?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit%20pump&defid=3148926

 

[Pandora114]

I doubt it.

I know they can't use "More useless than a fistful of Monkey cum" either. 

 

[Shamrock]

I doubt it.

I know they can't use "More useless than a fistful of Monkey cum" either.

You're right.  It should be "Less useful than a fistful of monkey cum."

 

[Pandora114]

You're right.  It should be "Less useful than a fistful of monkey cum."

Still pretty damn useless.  Thing is, at least a sh!t pump can produce fertilizer.... a fistful of monkey cum is just that...a fistful of monkey cum.

 

[Tank Troll]

Thing is, at least a sh!t pump can produce fertilizer

You are incorrect the term sh!th pump as used in this way only produces paper work, headaches, and stress for others. They also convert Oxygen in to Carbon dioxide.  ;D

 

[Pandora114]

You are incorrect the term sh!th pump as used in this way only produces paper work, headaches, and stress for others. They also convert Oxygen in to Carbon dioxide.  ;D

Which aids plants and trees in photosynthesis, therefore giving ground units more things to blend in with.    :whiteflag:

Anyway it's cool that a CAF term made it into the Urban Dictionary.  Wonder what one's gonna make it next.

 

[kratz]

[quote author=Pandora114] Wonder what one's gonna make it next.[/quote]

GAFF, number 21 on the page:

Give a Fuck Factor (usually low)

The boss is coming in to audit me today but my GAFF is low so I'm going out for a smoke.