JTF 2 - Supermen in Black are Recruiting - OH BOY

[Island Ryhno]

With daggers in the tops of their boots, higgghya kick 

 

[Infanteer]

Oh man - the "JTF Law" has kicked in: "Any thread that is about the JTF2 will quickly denegrate into sillyness"....

This one is getting locked pretty quick.

 

[Scoobie Newbie]

Staff I anticipated that you would be the 9th inning closer.
Trinity, God loves all his children.

 

[Infanteer]

CFL, you knew exactly what would happen when you put this up - extras for you. :blotto:

 

[Scoobie Newbie]

Yes, yes I did.  However I was clever enough to post applicable information.  Like bears to honey.

 

[Haggis]

I heard they have JTF cadets too - and they use little tiny kite sites on their little tiny rifles :

I saw one once.... in my rosebushes.  It was dark...
So I sprayed it with this ecologically friendly pesticide (think about that for a minute...) and it stabbed me with something pointy.  I fell down and awoke with a "Support your local JTF Cadets" patch stuck on my chest... like a bumper sticker but all glittery.

I sold the sticker on E-Bay.... along with my T-shirt

Does this get locked now??? ;D

 

[ImanIdiot]

You guys are a bunch of clowns. This is serious business. I failed my JTF Cadet Selection. I couldn't do it. We had to do an obstacle course... for some reason it was set up outside of an elementary school...I was doing ok, I managed to climb a ladder, but the twisty slide...my god, it was like 10 feet down! I panicked and they had to air lift me out. Anyways I shouldn't be talking about this, you know how security is...

 

[perry]

I am now dumber for reading this whole thread, but its like a car accident, so terrible but so hard to look away. ;D

 

[Infanteer]

Car accident indeed....