Merged Quotes and Sayings Thread; some useful, some junk

[brin11]

How about my favourite from my mom when ANYTHING is going badly: 

"It's okay, you're just building character".

 

[Ex-Dragoon]

"It's only wrong if you get caught doing it"

 

[Scott]

Parents: Never say "Oh, my child would never do that"

Funny, my Mom told me that.

 

[camochick]

My favorite has to be, " JUst because they make it in your size doesnt mean you should wear it"

Also I have a friend and she is quite religious and well... I am not hehe, dont ask me how we get along, but whenever i do something or say something bad hehe she says "You're making baby jesus cry" haha i love that one.

My parents were always good for the old "When I was your age, I walked 20 miles to school uphill naked in a snowstorm." gotta love your parents. hehe >

 

[9nr Domestic]

It is better to beg for forgiveness, then to ask for permission.

 

[bojangles]

Whenever my brother and would get a little cocky with my Dad and challange him to anything remotely physical my Dad would always say this:  "Don't let fear stop you, but don't let your mouth make a fool of your face"....My Dad has never ever ever hit us but it always made us think twice before going too far with him.

Bojangles

 

[Tpr.Orange]

"its your neck anyway you want to break it is fine by me"

 

[camochick]

My favorite threat from my dad was " Do you want a size nine up your ass" He was in the army and those boots hurt, so needless to say i shut my mouth when he pulled that line out hehe.  >

 

[aesop081]

"when in doubt, rack out"

"when no one's around, go to ground"

 

[goodform]

not sure if this is exactly what you're all looking for but regarding kilts...

"good girls ask, bad girls find out"

 

[PteCamp]

Well, my mom gave me some advice not to long ago... she told me.

"never ever have children, they ruin your life." that made me feel good about myself lol

-KaT

 

[sm0ke]

If you can't be a good example, be a terrible warning...

 

[chrisf]

Just because you can doesn't mean you have to... applies to many things. Most things I do really... warnings are really dares in disguise.

 

[aesop081]

"you are all tigers, there's no donkeys in my battalion"

Cheers Tess

 

[chrisf]

Your left. No, your other left.

 

[aesop081]

"on the bus......off the bus...........what are you doing off the buss ?"

 

[Gunnar]

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

 

[aesop081]

"Its been like that for the last 20 f'ing years, if you don't like it...get the f**k out !!"

 

[camochick]

This was a fav of my parents when I was in high school "If you don't like it leave, and dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" >

 

[fir_na_tine]

My personal favorite is "Now what the hell did you go and do that for?" Last time i heard that was when i was getting sewn back together.