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Maybe not so funny after all.....Hmmmmmm?
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LOL!....Carbon Tax.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLaiZPQTxC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLaiZPQTxC0
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Not particularly funny in the circumstances ....
5 Times a Ship's Anchor Got a Little Carried Away
http://www.popularmechanics.com/adventure/g2783/5-anchors-that-got-carried-away/?mag=pop&list=nl_pnl_news&src=nl&date=093016
5 Times a Ship's Anchor Got a Little Carried Away
http://www.popularmechanics.com/adventure/g2783/5-anchors-that-got-carried-away/?mag=pop&list=nl_pnl_news&src=nl&date=093016
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I thought the original event was funny enough.George Wallace said:
Stupid Queen's student (I know, redundant) slaps horse -- horse kick leads to awesome face-plant on Brock St; only thing that saved it from being a complete Darwin moment was, amazingly, cab driver wasn't too impaired to stop and not run her over.
Edit: removed cab company name....
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Baby Planes
All part of the job ... and thank you for flying Qantas!!
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from
Brisbane to Hong Kong
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and
asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her
son to ask the flight attendant.
So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight
attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell
you to ask me that?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did?.
"Well then, please tell your mother that there are no
baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time ... and
ask her to explain that to you."
All part of the job ... and thank you for flying Qantas!!
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from
Brisbane to Hong Kong
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and
asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her
son to ask the flight attendant.
So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight
attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell
you to ask me that?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did?.
"Well then, please tell your mother that there are no
baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time ... and
ask her to explain that to you."
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For you who love Terry Tate, here is his Election commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djdzZ76YIQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djdzZ76YIQM
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WALKING ON THE GRASS
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room became very quiet as the men absorbed and pondered this information.
After a few moments a man at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carried a golf bag?"
This level of sensitivity just can't be taught.
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room became very quiet as the men absorbed and pondered this information.
After a few moments a man at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carried a golf bag?"
This level of sensitivity just can't be taught.
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Philomena Cunk's Moments of Wonder series on BBC Two is gold. Think of it like a less-offensive Ali G Show.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3h9cs3/just_found_this_comedy_series_called_moments_of/
First episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvpbW7JRu0Q
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3h9cs3/just_found_this_comedy_series_called_moments_of/
First episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvpbW7JRu0Q
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jollyjacktar
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, ' Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball..'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, ' Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball..'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'
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