New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[Timmy!]

tess had finally had it after yesterday's inspection.  He was going to show the RSM how he really looked like when he rolls out of bed and slaps on some boots to come to work!

dileas

tess

:rofl:

Somehow I can really see that happening... thanks tess.. that totally made my day.

 

[armyvern]

tess had finally had it after yesterday's inspection.  He was going to show the RSM how he really looked like when he rolls out of bed and slaps on some boots to come to work!

dileas

tess

And Vern waits patiently in the background holding onto her red Queen's robe; for she is well aware that she, voted in as the Deputy ruler, shall be Crowned immediately upon Tess' unfortunate demise. 

 

[rmacqueen]

One of these things, is not like the other, lalala

 

[career_radio-checker]

Can't get kicked out of the army, no matter how hard you tried before that dreaded Field-Ex?

Here's a sure list of 'RTU-my-a$$ now' items to pack for the field-ex:

-1x skin tight shirt, blue. To reveal the extra deserts you've been helping yourself to at the mess
-1x skin tight pants, blue. To reveal to everyone else that you do in fact have a bigger package and therefore have superior intellect.
-1x combat boots, pair non issued. To prove that you really are better than what the army provides for you.
*Note colour scheme is optional but blue may increase your chances as it indicates your approval of the superior qualities and standards of the airforce.

Now go find the RSM visiting the troops out in the field, yank down on his epaulet, rip off his name tag and tell him he's older than the CF itself. Now run like hell. Don't worry the RSM will soon realize he can't outrun something 40 yrs his junior and will seek revenge through administrative means. The worst that could happen is that you get kicked out; but hey, that's what you wanted since day one.

 

[midget-boyd91]

"Dont you people use your heads?? You are all going into the woods wearing GREEN, man-o-man you're all gonna get SooOOOoo lost out there." 

 

[Franko]

You guys have it all wrong....the enemy is looking for guys dressed in green. You're all going to get shot....

Regards

 

[JesseWZ]

You guys have it all wrong....the enemy is looking for guys dressed in green. You're all going to get shot....

Regards

Classic Peter Griffen.

 

[Franko]

Classic Peter Griffen.

Heh heh.......yup     

Was wondering how long that one would be left alone for....

Regards

 

[JesseWZ]

Nothing gets by me.

 

[Gunner98]

"Forest Gump" takes a brief pause to investigate why these soldiers have their sleeves rolled up in the field.  "TEWT, toot.  Run Forest Run."

 

[Timmy!]

"Troops... this is refer to as Gaggle F***...Sort yourselves out."

 

[zipperhead_cop]

"A landmark anthropological dig near Ottawa has unearthed the remains of the earliest known politician. The species genus will be named Jackus Laytonasis"

 

[Mike Baker]

What a sh***y view.

 

[niner domestic]

Proof positive that RSMs do eat the heads of their young recruits.

 

[AMcLeod]

your problem is obvious,  GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR A$$

 

[gaspasser]

Prehistoric proof of an anal-cranial inversion.
Most likely a cro-magnon n-d-p-itus. 

 

[Deleted member 9665]

Some guy who just happenned to get on the nerves of a Senior NCO

 

[Gunner98]

Airline safety manuals (perhaps drafted by someone named Wright at Kittihawk) indicate that this was the original crash position. 

 

[Timmy!]

This is the aftermath of the first ever drill lesson in the world, gone wrong.


The staff couldn't teach Pte Bloggins how to execute squad two. It was one of those army lesson learned cases.


;D

 

[Nfld Sapper]

Sorry Matt couldn't resist

Another hard day at the office for Matt Fisher  ;D