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NORAD Ready to Track Santa

Personally, I'd like to know how NORAD has systems that can't track hypersonic missiles, but somehow can keep track of Santa - who is travelling at multiples of that speed. :giggle:
 
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At what point does tracking Santa transition from NORAD to national authorities for integration of low level air defence?
 
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Hopefully NORAD can finally take this target down. Not a good record, how many years has Santa intruded sovereign North American air space without being intercepted?
 
Hopefully NORAD can finally take this target down. Not a good record, how many years has Santa intruded sovereign North American air space without being intercepted?

To be fair his reindeer are on Girls Night Out and, as we know, groups like that are hard to control ;)


Rudolph and rest of Santa’s reindeer are all female, says N.S. scientist​


Andrew Hebda, a zoologist at the Nova Scotia Museum, says while both male and female reindeer have antlers, only the females have their antlers during the winter months.

“Being members of the deer family, the males grow their antlers a little bit earlier and just after mating season, which is just about finished now, they drop off. So over a winter you’ll never see a male with antlers,” Hebda said.

 
To be fair his reindeer are on Girls Night Out and, as we know, groups like that are hard to control ;)


Rudolph and rest of Santa’s reindeer are all female, says N.S. scientist​


Andrew Hebda, a zoologist at the Nova Scotia Museum, says while both male and female reindeer have antlers, only the females have their antlers during the winter months.

“Being members of the deer family, the males grow their antlers a little bit earlier and just after mating season, which is just about finished now, they drop off. So over a winter you’ll never see a male with antlers,” Hebda said.

Maybe Rudolph, et al simply identify as male. Who is this zoologist to assume their gender???
 
Maybe Rudolph, et al simply identify as male. Who is this zoologist to assume their gender???
And where does Santa get off giving them orders ('on Dasher, on Dancer . . . ). Sounds like toxic masculinity to me and any talk of Christmas banned from our schools.
 
And a bit of backstory on how the NORAD Santa Tracker came to be ...
 
So this morning I answered the phone and said "Rudolph speaking - do you know how much fun it is to haul that fat bastard all over the world?"

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