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One time, on exercise....

Bzzliteyr

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Go ahead.. fill in the next line with a true story...
 
a 25mm training round was found in the blue rocket..


* Apparently blue rockets are the new "amnesty bush"
 
by the Honey Truck man who was the colour blue like a smurf, after his hose blew because of obstructions from sanitary napkins in the rocket...
 
then started handing out garbage bags to the assembled troops ....
 
who were ordered to wear them like rain jackets because...
 
...which turned suddenly into a snow storm, that nobody was allowed to dress appropriately for...
 
Because  mukluks had to be blackened and rocks needed painting.....before anyone could be issued rain gear
 
where we were issued more blank ammo and pyro then we needed or could use,
 
and we will never know why the chicken cross the road...
 
HavokFour said:
And that is how Obama saved Christmas.

After Dubya dressed up like Foghorn Leghorn for Halloween, and Sadaam Insane was Little Boy Blue..... 8)
 
Blue was Saddam's new name, because he wasn't hanged, but rather relocated to Canada, where he cleans blue rockets in the training areas....
 
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